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Mildly Infuriating

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[–] shidposter@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] rcsheets@lemmy.picote.ch 4 points 1 year ago

There would be real incentive to GTFO.

[–] FirstWizardZorander@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Competitive shitting duel space

[–] nodsocket@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Winner gets the TP

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[–] Izzent@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Sidhean@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah, the fabled Dueling Toilets!

[–] BreakingBad@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Dueling baños

[–] TurretCorruption@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pictured: the current state of reddit, 2023, colorized.

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[–] queermunist@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Battleshits

[–] RanchOnPancakes@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is dueling banjos played on loop in this bathroom?

[–] Aoladari@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Dueling buttholes. Last to fart wins.

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[–] bizzwell@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I can see the purpose of this. I can take a dump in the one on the left while I whizz into the one on the right. That way I don't have to worry about pee splashing up on me when I drop a turd. Well done!

[–] FreezingInFuckingHell@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] ElmAndYew@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

This is why we ladies go to the bathroom in pairs

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] rcsheets@lemmy.picote.ch 5 points 1 year ago

Take my reluctant upvote.

[–] pnelego@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can poop while playing footsie

[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Can and should. Its the poo-lite thing to do.

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[–] ngoomie@pawb.social 7 points 1 year ago

COMPETITIVE SHITTING, made real........

[–] freebrick@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Left has a clear advantage having that bar to hold on to.

[–] donkeythesnowman@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Finally me and my bro can arm wrestle during group shits

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[–] brianorca@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I remember at a church I was involved in, they had to make a larger stall for ADA reasons. (Original building was from 1960) so they just moved the dividers without changing any plumbing and had a urinal and a toilet in the same stall, in order to make enough room for maneuvering a wheelchair.

Nobody wants to touch the plumbing, especially if it's down in the concrete slab.

[–] Variden3301@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

When you finished singleplayer and you are ready to try co-op mode

[–] escapedgoat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm curious how my attempt at pooping in one while simultaneously peeing in the other would work out.

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[–] radix@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] confetti_8tVST5@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Can give each other a high five afterwards

[–] KBDFan42@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

That’s the toilet that spez deserves for destroying such classic website. Lemmy does appear quite similar to Apollo, and by extension, Alien Blue Reddit though, so that’s a plus.

[–] adhdplantdev@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Engineer: You are absolutely sure about the position of these toilets? Absolutely sure? Architect: Yes. Engineer: ....... Ok. Sign this form.

Later:

Architect: what do you mean suicide doors on a toilet stall don't meet code?! And who the hell is Ada and why do they get to corrupt my vision?!? Fine, no doors, we will say its "open concept" and charge them double.

[–] Prismo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Now you can send memes back and forth forever

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Just add a table there and chessboard and its c/AnarchyChess.

[–] DarthRedLeader@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Make eye contact while farting to assert dominance.

[–] virtualras@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Battleshits

When a Zoom meeting won't do ...

[–] howmanytacos@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] rcsheets@lemmy.picote.ch 3 points 1 year ago

Wow, very uncomfortable.

[–] muddy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] SuperSloth@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

First one to poop gets to leave, second one to poop gets left with the smell but gets the room to themselves. Who suffers the worse fate?

Its like thunderdome then. TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES!

[–] namhi@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago
[–] adthrawn@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is like a nightmare haha

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[–] open_world@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

"So uh... mind passing me that toilet roll?"

[–] anxietysloth 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm just glad they kept it accessible with that handrail. Priorities

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[–] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

At least the knees won't touch.....?

[–] bin_bash@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Seems like a privacy issue a lot of data will be colected

[–] AWanderingSorcerer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The ultimate version of prolonged eye contact.

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