Jokes and Humor

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A broad community for text and image based jokes, humor, and memes.


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AHHHHH (beehaw.org)
submitted 2 days ago by theangriestbird to c/humor
 
 

[alt text: a photo of a man sitting on a couch with a kitten on his chest. The man's shirt has an illustration of a crocodile which is facing the kitten, and the kitten appears to be staring at the crocodile and screaming in terror.]

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submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by theangriestbird to c/humor
 
 

[alt text: a painting of a person's head in profile. The head has a slight cutaway, to reveal that the person has a dragon-gremlin sort of creature living inside of their head. There is text labeling the person as "Me" and labeling the creature as "The thing that makes me post weird shit online".]

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apple car (beehaw.org)
submitted 4 days ago by theangriestbird to c/humor
 
 

[a three-panel comic by Tom Gauld for New Scientist. The top border of the comic shows a two-dimensional, side view pattern of different cars lined up in traffic. The first panel panel shows two people talking. Person A is holding a book and saying, "It's hard to get excited about these new electric vehicles when I've seen much more ambitious possibilities in fiction." Person B is replying, "Sci-fi fan, huh?". In the second panel, Person A is looking at their book and going, "uhhh...yeah. Sci-fi." The third and final panel reveals that Person A is reading a book from the Busytown series, and it depicts a mouse driving a pickle-shaped car, a worm driving an apple-shaped car, and a pig driving a hotdog-shaped car.]

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[alt text: an edited photo of a hibachi chef frying rice on a teppan grill. The photo has been edited so that the chef's head is replaced by the head of a shrimp, and the chef's arms have each been replaced with the tail of a shrimp. There is a snapchat-style caption on the photo that says, "dude no fucking way".]

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Road (beehaw.org)
submitted 1 week ago by remington to c/humor
 
 
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they NEED you (beehaw.org)
submitted 1 week ago by theangriestbird to c/humor
 
 

[alt text: an edited screenshot of an old internet ad. The left half of the ad depicts a middle-aged woman wearing an orange Nike headband and holding a basketball under her arm. The right half of the ad has text, which says, "MY HUSBAND IS DEAD. I don't want to remarry. I only want to play ball. Shoot hoops with local milfs NOW!!! CLICK HERE".]

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[alt text: a screenshot from an app for an airline service, which appears to be showing part of an airliner seating chart. There is a pop-up that says, "Ready to eject Lynda? This action cannot be undone. Flight attendants will eject Lynda from the plane mid-flight. Don't worry, your arrival time will not be impacted." The pop-up has a large blue button that says, "Eject Lynda - $2,703.50". Fine print text below the button says, "Lynda will be able to counter your ejection bid. View Terms"

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by sqgl to c/humor
 
 

Alt text: cartoon frame #1 shows disembodied arm reaching out to pluck a speaker's speech bubble.

Frame #2 shows speaker looking puzzled wondering where his speech bubble has gone.

Frame #3 the arm reappears having reshaped it into a regular inflatable balloon and offers it back to the speaker.

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good news! (imgs.xkcd.com)
submitted 1 week ago by storksforlegs to c/humor
 
 
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one day... (beehaw.org)
submitted 1 week ago by theangriestbird to c/humor
 
 

[alt text: text that says, "Goals 😍❤". Below the text is four photos of football (soccer) goal nets.]

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[alt text: a series of posts on tumblr. The first post is a text post by a user called "stephaniexwins", which says, "I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes." The next post is a reply post by a user called "potato", which says "i luv u too". The final post is another reply post by potato, which says, "wait what was in the stew".]

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[alt text: text that says: "Me looking for the will to clean the house." Below the text is a frame from Stranger Things, showing the character Jonathan Byers putting his hands to his mouth and shouting, "Will?"]

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As the guy behind this video support a charity, I post the original link and not an Invidious link.

🎤🐩🐱😀🎶 In Springfield, they´re eating the dogs, they´re eating the cats, they eating the pets of the people that live there 🎹🎺🎻🥁🎷🎶

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Happy Friday! (beehaw.org)
submitted 2 weeks ago by theangriestbird to c/humor
 
 

[alt text : two frames from Star Wars: Episode 1: The Phantom Menace, depicting a negotiation between the characters Kweye-Gon Jinn and Watt-o. In the top frame, Kweye-Gon is labeled "Management" and he is saying, "Pizza Party will do fine." In the bottom frame, Watt-o is labeled "Over Worked Staff" and he is replying, "Jedi Mind Tricks don't work on me, only money."]

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Dog (beehaw.org)
submitted 2 weeks ago by remington to c/humor
 
 
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surprise! (beehaw.org)
submitted 2 weeks ago by theangriestbird to c/humor
 
 

[alt text: text that says, "Imagine getting sloppy and she looks up at you wearing these bad boys". Below the text is a photo of a pair of holographic prop glasses, which make the wearer look like their eyeballs are cartoonishly bulging out of their sockets.]

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submitted 2 weeks ago by theangriestbird to c/humor
 
 

[alt text: two side-by-side illustrations of a text conversation on a smartphone. The left illustration is labeled "MONOGAMY", and the phone shows a text conversation with a single text that says, "Morning Beautiful". The right illustration is labeled "QING DYNASTY", and the phone shows a text conversation with six texts in a row. From top to bottom, the texts read: "i think wife 9 is poisoning you"; "think wife 2 is poisoning you"; "i think the eunuchs are poisoning you"; "i think wife 14 is poisoning you"; "i think the kids are poisoning you"; "think the chief censor is poisoning you". On the bottom corner of the image, there is a small instagram tag for @els_comics.]

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submitted 2 weeks ago by schmudde to c/humor
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submitted 2 weeks ago by theangriestbird to c/humor
 
 

[alt text: an image of the "3D Saul Goodman" meme, which shows the face of the character Saul Goodman from Breaking Bad staring directly into the camera with a stoic expression. There is text overlaid that says, "Me watching my wife try and leave me due to my gasoline drinking addiction. But the car won't start (hmm I wonder why)".]

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ehheheheheh (beehaw.org)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by theangriestbird to c/humor
 
 

[alt text: text that says, "when your child inherits your character, and now you have a mini toxic version of yourself." Below the text is a photo of an adult cat and a kitten laying side-by-side. Both cats have the same fur coloring and both are making the same face, which looks somewhat like a human laughing expression but could also be a cat's hissing expression.]

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Workin' hard (beehaw.org)
submitted 2 weeks ago by t3rmit3 to c/humor
 
 
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