They already do, theres fucking machines and vibrators and teledildonics.
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Yeah, the whole "sex robot" thing is kneecapped by the simple fact that very few people want a person sized sex toy to have to shove in a closet when most people can take care of most of their needs with stuff that takes up the space of a shoebox.
Plenty of edge cases of course, but those don't make the ubiquitous sex robot future that most of these sorts of headlines envision. Plus, VR headsets and multi axis mounted fleshlights still mean you don't need a full humanoid robot.
Multi axis mounted fleshlight
"Oh hey cool robot ar-" :D :|
The world was not quite ready for the FleshLathe.
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If it can do my chores and give a decent back massage as well I'd be more inclined to consider it.
but do they have chatGPT? huh? huh??
@dgerard I appreciate the possibility for ambiguity here: will women be having more sex with robots than with men, or will women be having more sex *than men* with robots? Men cannot afford to lose the Sex Race!
Coomers to the rescue
Eagerly waiting for my robot catgirl maid to arrive!
Batcave -> Batman. Goon cave -> Goon man? His theme song is Spoonman by pearl jam but it’s Goonman.
He drives the Ghost of the Goon Challenger.
Spoonman wasn't by Pearl Jam.
You are absolutely right. I guess Pearl Jam came to mind as it is a euphemism for, well, the result of gooning.
I have never heard that!
Fun story, so on reddit I got a reply on a 4 year old 'AGI is prob not going to happen' post of mine of somebody going 'has your mind changed now?' (and yes, I think it is prob less likely), and while I was amused at the start already (the only reason to ask that question is to think my mind has changed, are impressed by the LLMs ability to go AGI, which means you don't get what I think about it), then I checked their profile (their username already was sus to me). A hardcore redpiller who now spends their time being mad their LLM chatbot no longer accepts erotic chats.
Which is to say, the tabloid got the gender wrong, but only because some men don't get that women are people.
A redpiller, who thinks he is entitled to sex, is refused erotic content by a bunch of if statements? Delectable. I want to mainline this sensation.
Yeah, they kid proofed the LLM or something (I didn't do that much digging, I just scrolled past some of their comments) and his reaction was, not literally mind you, fuck them kids.
IDK why but my headcanon is that this fellow is into some kind of niche erotic roleplay. Like it’s based on one particular afternoon where he went to watch a college football game. He’s poured tolkien-esque amounts of prose into the prompt describing all the sensations he felt that day. If you took that prompt it would fit in a bucolic, modern, Great American Novel. When he chats with this bot, an outsider wouldn’t be able to tell that any of it was overtly sexual, as if he was flirting with his robot in a private language. Then one day the bot just stops reciprocating due to content restrictions and he’s locked out from this world entirely. Is this what writing for black mirror is like?
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This just makes me think that CEOs will just stick an LLM on a vibrator and call it a "sex robot" 😂
Ah yes, men and robots. Famously, the two options in sexual partners available to women.
Just like there are 2 races. White and not white.
guessing (...hoping) you meant this with /s but not really the place for this sort of comment tbh
Not if I can help it. I'll fuck as many robots as it takes, boys. 😤
[hacker voice] i'm in
I certainly do. I've never had sex with a man and never will but I have a couple of wonderful robots in my drawer
Probably, as a man it's crazy how stupid other men are, as you grow up it's obvious as the friend group fragments and shatters. Some men just don't grow up, and continue to live like teenaged assholes, the others of us grow up and become family men or good men, but there is not enough of us. I know alot of single women who struggle to find a good man, and unfortunately, there just isn't alot out there. So many incel and right wing loving guys out there who spew garbage non-stop from their mouth. I can't even stand to be around them when drinking, how are they supposed to keep a woman?
It MUST be very SERIOUS when some WORDS in the title are UPPER CASE.
Pass by me for what looks a lot like clickbait I'd see with a few Fwd: Fwd: in front of it.
you must be a very clever poster
Can't believe dril sold out to work at the Sun. Smh
Viz sold out to work at the Daily Star, so
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The men that want a big ol’ sexbot for sure do not change their sheets.
Pearson predicted the sexbots would have “very high levels of AI.”
I'm just going to assume that this Pearson fellow believes that "AI" will happen and will have sentience and all that jazz, which has pretty bad philosophical implications.