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Instrumental version of Tequila
Bloodhound Gang - A Lapdance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying
https://m.soundcloud.com/bloodhound-gang/a-lap-dance-is-so-much-better
I find it quite a thrill...
I touch myself.
That's a sing-along song in our local bar, lol!
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot. A jaunty little sea shanty about a ship sinking in a storm and killing everyone on board.
Wouldn't work as I'd be singing along
Urgh just whatever I think might be fun at the time, it's always bad
Somebody that i used to know
Goodbye my Lover by James Blunt would work to kill a hyped up mood.
I repeat the last song.
Or anything from an obscure screamo band.
the internationale
auld lang syne
If you're in Scotland when you do this people will sing along with you
then I could use the renunciation, a wobbly song to the same tune
I remember the first time my then-girlfriend, who was American, heard God Save the Queen while here in the UK. It was an instrumental version and she had no idea why they were playing My Country 'tis of Thee in a situation where you would expect a national anthem
Right now, as someone not from the US, star spangled banned would ruin the evening more than anything else I could think of. Everyone can recognize it, arguments would follow.
The Mountain Goats' "No Children", but very intensely.
Saw this irl once. Two dudes, totally tone-deaf decide to sing Aqualung by Jethro Tull...
...as a duet.
Same bar had a dude that would sing Disney princess songs every night. He never went home alone.
Shout out to Dante's in Seattle!
We Are the World which might be fine if everyone in the bar was fifty-plus, but wouldn't work today.
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. It's a Debbie Downer of a song, it lasts forever, and it gets really repetitive.
Wrecking Ball- Miley Cyrus.
I could butcher anything, but that, I'll butcher it with glee.
If you would have said Party in the USA, I would be up there butchering it with you.
Alice’s restaurant- Arlo Guthrie
If that kills the vibe, you got the wrong crowd.
I worked with a 17 year old once who knew the entire lyrics to Alice's Restaurant and would recite them, not sing them, in the most deadpan voice.
I miss that guy.
Woman Is The N***** Of The World
(Although anything by John Lennon would probably work lol)
In the UK any of the below should do the trick, with the added bonus of possibly getting you stabbed and/ or glassed:
Gary Glitter - My Gang
Rolf Harris - Jake the Peg
Lostprophets - Last Train Home
Windmills of Your Mind - Noel Harrison
Or you can kill the vibes despite the song. Just start sobbing in the middle of Space Jam.
The real issue is finding a song that they might actually have that would sour the mood. GG Alin's "work" are all easy picks, but nowhere is going to have that available for karaoke (and if they do, run).
Dead puppies
The ISIS song
Tequila
Blurred Lines
Meat Loaf - I'd Do Anything For Love - the original album version where there's around 20s of motorcycle sounds and vocals start around 1:50.
Had a woman invite me out to karaoke, but I don't think we're compatible long term so I'm taking notes from this thread.
the cure - killing an arab
A Passion Play.
The entire thing. Including the Hare Who Lost His Spectacles.
(Side note: I love this album, but as a karaoke performance I can't imagine it'd go down well)
I did this with “Everybody Hurts”. Everybody went outside.
The Smallest Church in Saint-Saens
Gummi bears theme song
Could also do The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh theme, another actually good song that reverts the crowd to sleepy five-year-olds