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But the American badger turns out to just want to drink a beer and talk about sports whereas the European badger, after having sat you down for some tea and buttered crumpets, reveals itself to be a racist eugenicist
TBH, βreveals itself by shivving you anywayβ is probably closer to the truth with Brittons and their tea.
Racisto? Europians? What an absolutely outrageous accusation. Badgers on
90% of the time Euro badgers do that
10% of the time they scream "Eulalia!" and tear you limb from limb
Having recently learned that they were bred specifically to hunt badgers, I wonder how a dauchshund would fare against North American badgers π€
I have three dachshunds. Two minis, Mary & Maizie, and a full size, Monty.
Mary we often call a little wolverine, because she can be vicious when she plays, making the most horrific noises you've ever heard out of any creature, much less someone that looks so absolutely disgustingly cute and adorable.
Her sister, Maizie, is the sweetest, kindest, shyest and nicest creature. Unless she sees a rat. Then it's terrifying. She makes no sound as she runs at full speed, and snaps it up and shakes at the speed of sound. I don't think her feet even touch the ground.
Monty is the biggest baby, he just wants to sleep and cuddle, even when he was a puppy. Unless you touch his mama. I am not allowed to hug my own mother, because he stands there and barks and howls and shoves his body between whoever's touching her and her. Lol.
If anything of them could take a badger it would Maizie, but I don't think even she could.
Also, this was originally supposed to be much shorter and more on topic, but then I had a chance to describe my dogs, and, y'know, muh babies!
The Finnish name for dachshund is literally badgerdog (mΓ€yrΓ€koira) btw.
Edit: til that's also the German name. Others?
Well, Dachshund is literally German for badger dog. (Dachs = badger, Hund = dog)
I remember learning that after my dad told me stories about badgers near the Minnesota farm where he grew up killing dogs significantly larger than dachshunds and thinking βhow the fuck does that work??β
It takes a slinky to beat a slinky
Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!
honey badger don't care
That's exactly what badgers do in the stories of Beatrix Potter
I've witnessed a European badger stand up to a golden retriever much bigger than it barking and growling aggressively in its face and the badger stood its ground. I don't know if it was too scared to turn away or if it genuinely wanted to fight, but it was brave AF either way. (also I've never seen such a clean badger, but tbf most examples I see are dead on the road :/ )