lolcatnip

More like a quarter.

Hate to break it to you, but almost every language uses 0-based indexing.

Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!

const

They don't do it well, but an attempt was made.

To be fair, that's an issue in almost every imperative language and even some functional languages. Rust, C, and C++ are the only imperative languages I know of that make a serious effort to restrict mutability.

Me personally? Probably not. But I've read that safrole is a good starting point, and it comes from sassafras.

Is someone trying to make root beer? Or molly?

Cool professors just give you a formula sheet.

A more timely example is the people who think they can always tell when someone is trans.

Where I come from you don't get to choose your team.

For those who, like me, have never heard of a .gitkeep file: https://stackoverflow.com/questions/7229885/what-are-the-differences-between-gitignore-and-gitkeep