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[–] doubtingtammy@lemmy.ml 97 points 5 months ago

How do you do, fellow gays

[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 75 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I feel like this was designed by the straightest committee

Follow-up question: As a gay guy, what gay drinks should I be drinking?

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Feels like someone saw how easy it is to pander to conservative chuds and figured the same could be done for "gay men" (read young white liberal women). I don't see how anyone in the target demographic can view something like this as anything other than incredibly insulting.

[–] HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 5 months ago

i'm gay; i think this is hilarious. sometimes, cringe is fun!

[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 3 points 5 months ago

Idk if I see it as insulting personally - more just out of touch

[–] Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 15 points 5 months ago

Rofl came here to comment on this one. They did not want to miss a single market segment

[–] Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml 34 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I protest, I have a small dick, but only have some residual unconscious racism that I am actively working against!

[–] luciole 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I contest the use of derogatory "small dick energy" memes on the grounds of body inclusivity. Small dicks are valid, positive and worthy of appreciation.

[–] match@pawb.social 7 points 5 months ago

hating on small dicks is transphobic tbqh

[–] DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 21 points 5 months ago

Your dick ‘energy’ is getting bigger by the day!

[–] skulblaka@startrek.website 8 points 5 months ago

Swang that thang brother, be proud of the progress. It's not about the meat, it's about the spirit that drives it.

[–] luciole 25 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Most depressing thing on the box is the alcohol percentage.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is children’s alcohol!

[–] loops 5 points 5 months ago

"Perfect for 30 year old toddlers!"

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

4% is fine, but only if it’s 90cal!

Quick edit: and this better be like &-9USD or it’s bullshit.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 20 points 5 months ago

As always, Trump's people manage to outdo everyone.

"Anti-woke" water is a thing, and it doesn't need no stinking vodka to make people stupid.

https://www.thestar.com/entertainment/opinion/drink-this-water-or-move-to-canada-maga-s-new-anti-woke-water-is-the/article_fabc9ea4-2d9b-11ef-a25a-fff66ad841a9.html

[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 5 months ago

Thanks I hate it

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

small d**k energy

Lame. I get they might need to censor it but it's easy to cover with part of another sticker and make it look incidental.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 months ago

It’s called June and all companies do it

[–] siipale@sopuli.xyz 8 points 5 months ago

At first I read SIMD bucks and I thought they must take optimizing code seriously.

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 5 months ago

kinda like it tbh

[–] windowsphoneguy@feddit.de 4 points 5 months ago

How many simp bucks for a pack?

Clever. If you have to clean your ass, you grab a box that looks like this, and either you'll get clean or you'll forget you're dirty.