LordAmplifier

joined 1 year ago
[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago

Perfection :3

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well, not me, of course, I try to win every bet (definitely!), but I've heard of people who might do that sort of thing (but not me uwu)

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 3 days ago

Sizing is definitely a big issue. I have a pair of thigh highs that are a little loose around the calves, and that's annoying. Latex pulling on hair is annoying, too, especially when you have long hair, but I really like the feeling of it on my skin, so it's worth the trouble. Being tied up by someone else is on my list of things I want to experience, too. Another person doing it is way more exciting because when you do self-bondage, you should always have a way to release yourself if something goes wrong, so you're never fully "trapped." A friend and I did the same thing when we were kids. Funny how that's not as uncommon as I thought :3

Thank you, and I hope you find someone who'll be happy to tie you up <3

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 3 points 3 days ago (3 children)

You know, some bets are lost on purpose :3c

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 3 days ago

The cutouts on the side make this one look like a bus on rails.

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Mostly the cost of latex, and that I have nowhere to store it properly. I have a few cheap items, but their quality isn't the greatest, and if I were to spend the money on a full-body suit, I'd want a nice one. Cute and hot are very subjective descriptors. Whether I'd call myself any of that really depends on the day and my mood. (I also don't have anybody who'd lock me up, call me hot, and use me~ and maybe that's another big reason. I never really do anything big by myself because it's not even half the fun. It's the intimacy with another person that I crave, being hot not just in a mirror but in the eyes of another person.)

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

holds you

There, there. Now you're my fuck up :3

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

But you make the world a better place by not giving in to the meanies and being nice instead <3

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 5 days ago

It'd probably feel so great to be in there, stuck, no longer in control... <3

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 5 days ago (4 children)

God, I wish that was me. Cute, hot, and covered in latex <3

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 15 points 1 week ago

Does anybody want to manage some big di- data security with me? 🥺 👉👈

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago

That's a very nice way to think about it. Thank you, I needed that today <3

 

Catbox backup link in case of federation issues.

One of my favourite parts about working from home is that I can take short breaks to walk around, stretch, or cuddle Blahaj whenever I want :3

alt textA digital drawing of my canine fursona sitting on the floor in their room and cuddling a Blahaj (IKEA's shark plushie). They look very happy. Their work laptop is on a desk in the foreground, implying that they are cuddling a plushie instead of working. End alt text.

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by LordAmplifier@pawb.social to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 

alt text: a screenshot of the Wikipedia article about leap years. It says "A leap year, also known as an intercalary year or bissextile year, (...)". The word "bissextile" is circled in red and has arrows pointing at it. An image of a bisexual pride flag, Moxxie (a bisexual character in the show Helluva Boss), and Freddie Mercury are placed around the word "bissextile" because it looks a lot like bisexual. end alt text uwu

edit: apologies for the missing image. I uploaded it to my home instance (pawb.social), which had some technical issues and went down a couple of hours later. But it's back now, and so is the image. (Nothing but love for the pawb admins, shit happens <3)

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Embrace the machine (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by LordAmplifier@pawb.social to c/memes@yiffit.net
 

cross-posted from: https://pawb.social/post/5635301

reject humanity, embrace the machine

alt text: the first two panels are a close-up of my generic-canine fursona's angry face, first with their eyes closed, then with their eyes open and a fire in them. They say, "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine." The third panel is my fursona wearing a protogen visor, doing a cute face, saying "beep boop", and sitting on the ground like a silly little guy.

 

reject humanity, embrace the machine

alt text: the first two panels are a close-up of my generic-canine fursona's angry face, first with their eyes closed, then with their eyes open and a fire in them. They say, "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine." The third panel is my fursona wearing a protogen visor, doing a cute face, saying "beep boop", and sitting on the ground like a silly little guy.

 

image transcription:

me: "yeah, I'm doing well."

also me: a screenshot of a YouTube video titled "1 hour UwU sound effect."

 

I made a comic :3

alt textA black-and-white comic with seven panels. The comic’s title is “The Duality of Furries.”

First panel: My “generic anthro canine” fursona is holding a phone, smiling, and looking flattered.

Second panel: A phone screen showing a conversation. Me: “ur cute :3” - them: “no u >w<” - me: “not as cute as u O//w//O” - them: “u the cutest”

Third panel: My fursona smiling and holding a phone, similar to the first panel.

Fourth panel: Another phone screen with further messages. Me: “oki gotta go now :3” - them: “nuuu why? ;-;” - me: “goin 2 a concert uwu” - them: “oooh have fun <3”

A text box: “one hour later”

Fifth panel: My fursona is in a dark concert hall and participating in a circle pit (lots of people running in a big circle to the rhythm of the music). My sona is smiling and has determined eyes. The circle pit is surrounded by other concertgoers. Big, red letters above the circle pit spell “KILL.”

Sixth panel: My fursona is in the same dark concert hall and participating in a mosh pit (an area where seemingly violent dancing occurs). My sona is windmilling their arms with closed eyes and a strained expression on their face. Others in the pit are doing a two-step, the bees knees, and the chicken dance. Big, red letters above the mosh pit spell “KILL.”

Seventh panel: My fursona is crowd surfing with a big smile and their arms raised. In the background, a photo from a Dying Fetus concert (a death metal band) shows the band members to evoke the feeling of being at a concert. Below my crowd surfing sona, big, red letters spell “KILL KILL.”

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