luciole
User: merrily uses Office, words in Word, excels at Excel.
Microsoft: Hey user, buy 365 because we want all your data.
User: fuck off I like Office.
Microsoft: ok then
User: ugh FINE
Microsoft: Hey user, pls use Copilot we really splurged on that one.
User: bro I’m busy doing spreadsheets rn
Microsoft: ok then
User: oh ffs
Ahah fuck it I’m taking the worst decision: I’m grabbing that hermetic spec, I’m cannibalizing every other implementation under the sun and I’m writing my own. Because you only live once
As a matter of fact Nvidia must be giving so little fucks about gaming now that they’re a super massive chip maker for AI that I’m surprised they even bother to still make GPU.
Heh, I didn’t know Luigi liked Breloom. Fine taste in Pokémon. I’m all in for this badass grass type becoming an obscure symbol for class war.
And what are we supposed to do with our Switch now? I know it’s been out for a while, but my growing resentment for the linear economy is giving me huge console generation cycle fatigue.
Normalize aging!
Heh, neat. Here’s the original University of Alberta announcement. The pictures and the video are shared on Google Drive.
gotta fart more, so you eat more, so you digest more, so you fart more, so you eat more, so you
Facebook is claiming its use of copyrighted works for training was fair use.
Yeah, teens downloading Metallica albums off Napster twenty years ago to listen in their parent’s basement was a serious crime, but Big Corp Inc. feeding books to the copyright erasing machine is somehow fair use. The gall.
Right? The Internet started really picking up in the early~mid nineties. Twitter opened in 2006. Facebook in 2004. There were actual online communities before that. The idea that social media would be a rampart against the disinformation supposedly inherent to humanely-sized, coherent online communities is the worst take ever. The culprit for polarization is precisely social media, and their method was channelling engagement through algorithms fostering gut reactions and virality (I’m adding forums, chats and mIRC to your examples.)
To answer your question: You did a good job, that’s the organic, locally sourced memes I crave. 5/5 would chuckle again