Programmer Humor

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Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

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to stop the confusion (programming.dev)
submitted 2 days ago by _brian@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Modern self-inflicted problems require modern solutions (beehaw.org)
submitted 2 days ago by GammaGames to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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When Autocorrect Sucks (programming.dev)
submitted 3 days ago by harendra21@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Languages (lemmy.ml)
submitted 3 days ago by dessalines@lemmy.ml to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Error message (programming.dev)
submitted 3 days ago by gyanendraknojiya@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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fuck the tests (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 4 days ago by Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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When happy teams are an issue (programming.dev)
submitted 1 week ago by arendjr@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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dosu saves the world (kbin.melroy.org)
submitted 1 week ago by Aatube@kbin.melroy.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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What browser is visiting the page? (lemdro.id)
submitted 1 week ago by Xylight@lemdro.id to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Web dev: What browser is visiting the page?

User agent string:

A screenshot of a browser. The URL bar reads firefox://settings, a button on the URL bar is labelled Netscape, a popup from the button reads: "You're viewing a secure Opera page", and the web page title reads "Chrome settings".

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What comes to mind? (programming.dev)
submitted 1 week ago by plankton@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Better merge it, too! (i.imgflip.com)
submitted 1 week ago by superkret@feddit.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Full Stack Developer (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 1 week ago by sag@lemm.ee to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Python has a library for everything but.. (programming.dev)
submitted 1 week ago by sus@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Task estimation (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 week ago by Hellstormy@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Oopsie, Visual Studio License expired, so the build server stopped working (programming.dev)
submitted 2 weeks ago by RonSijm@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Oh no, not just my build server, Microsofts build server... Everyones' Azure build server - (if you're building on windows)

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There are only two states (programming.dev)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by AlexKochetkova@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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My friend suggested I use different names for variables.. (lemmy.ca)
submitted 2 weeks ago by OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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var Turtle1 var Turtle2 var Is_Turtle

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Better numeric types (reddthat.com)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Boomkop3@reddthat.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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If we can collectively agree to make unsigned types like uint and ushort the default. Then the signed long type would sound a lot funnier

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Can somebody solve this puzzle? (lemmy.today)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by sorter_plainview@lemmy.today to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Edit: @Successful_Try543@feddit.org solved it. It says "one special character". Not "at least one".

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The best love letters are written in C (apologies to the Rust fans) (fedia.io)
submitted 3 weeks ago by LostXOR@fedia.io to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Java Was The Future (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Mongo DB Is Web Scale (www.youtube.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by moonleay@feddit.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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We all have a “Jared” at our company #softwaredeveloper - YouTube (youtube.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Evil (i.ibb.co)
submitted 3 weeks ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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There are many similarities between programming and parenting (lemm.ee)
submitted 3 weeks ago by abbadon420@lemm.ee to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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