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This is the AI that tech bros want us to believe are going to take programmer jobs?

Prompt:

So a man and a goat are trying to get across a river, and they have a boat. How can they get across?

ChatGPT4o:

To solve the problem of getting a man and a goat across the river using a boat, we need to know the constraints of the problem. Let's assume the following constraints:

1. The boat can only carry one additional passenger besides the man.
2. The goat cannot be left alone on either bank if there are certain items (like a cabbage or a wolf) that it might eat or be eaten by.

Given these constraints, here’s a typical solution if the man is trying to get a goat, a wolf, and a cabbage across the river without any of them being left together unsupervised:

1. The man takes the goat across the river and leaves it on the other side.
2. The man returns alone to the original side.
3. The man takes the wolf across the river and leaves it on the other side.
4. The man returns with the goat to the original side.
5. The man takes the cabbage across the river and leaves it on the other side.
6. The man returns alone to the original side.
7. The man takes the goat across the river again.

If the problem is just about the man and the goat and no other items:

1. The man and the goat cross the river together.
2. Problem solved.

The solution might change if additional rules or items are introduced. If there are no additional constraints, the simplest method is just for the man to take the goat across directly.

Good ol lemmy ai discussions, featuring:

• that one guy that takes the confirmation bias too far!
• might say things like "wow and this is going to take our jobs?"
• Asking an llm to do things it's particularly bad at and being surprised that it isn't good at it
• cherry picked results
• a bunch of angry nerds

I swear lemmy is somehow simultaneously a bunch of very smart, tech inclined people but also a bunch of nerds who close their eyes and cover their ears while screeching nonsense the moment something they don't like comes about.

Are you all just like, 15-18? Am I just too old?

I got this:

Certainly! This classic river crossing puzzle involves a bit of strategic thinking. Here’s a step-by-step solution:
The man takes the goat across the river and leaves it on the other side.
He then returns alone to the original side to get the boat.
Now, he crosses the river again, but this time he leaves the goat and takes nothing with him.
He goes back to the original side, picks up the goat, and crosses the river one last time.
This way, both the man and the goat are safely on the other side of the river. The key is to never leave the goat unattended where it could be harmed or cause harm. Enjoy the puzzle-solving! 🐐🚣

When asked to use fewer steps:

Apologies for the confusion. The puzzle you’re referring to is a variation of the “river crossing” problem. The traditional version includes a wolf, a goat, and a cabbage, but in your version, it seems we only have a man and a goat. The solution with the fewest steps would be:
The man takes the goat across the river and leaves it on the other side.
He then returns alone to the original side.
This ensures that both the man and the goat are safely on the other side of the river, and it’s done in the fewest steps possible. If there were more characters or items involved, the solution would require additional steps to ensure everyone and everything crosses safely without any harm.

... I wanna see the answer of an AI exclusivity trained on 4chan ...

Human: Just sail across the river with the goat.

"AI"

The million dollar riddle for me would be this one:
If I stick my finger in someone's ass, who will have a finger in the ass? Me or that person?

AI is so young and people are already bullying it.

Normal people using AI: look how stupid this shit is!!

Terence Tao using AI: As an experiment, I asked #ChatGPT to write #Python code to compute, for each 𝑛, the length 𝑀(𝑛) of the longest subsequence of (1,\dots,n) on which the Euler totient function ϕ is non-decreasing. For instance, 𝑀(6)=5, because ϕ is non-decreasing on 1,2,3,4,5 (or 1,2,3,4,6) but not 1,2,3,4,5,6. Interestingly, it was able to produce an extremely clever routine to compute the totient function (that I had to stare at for a few minutes to see why it actually worked), but the code to compute (M(n)) was slightly off: it only considered subsequences of consecutive integers, rather than arbitrary subsequences. Nevertheless it was close enough that I was able to manually produce the code I wanted using the initial GPT-produced code as a starting point, probably saving me about half an hour of work. (and I now have the first 10,000 values of (M)). The results were good enough that I would likely turn to GPT again to provide initial code for similar calculations in the future. https://chat.openai.com/share/a022e1d6-dddc-4817-8bbd-944a3e742d9f​

ChatGPT is, in it's core, a sequence predictor/generator. Give it some context and it will produce most probable results.

Having the context of man, boat and river is very likely to match this "how does the man get the goat on the other side of the river" riddle, which is probably very predominantly present in the data set ChatGPT was trained on.

That's why ChatGPT can be helpful for lots of different purposes, but shouldn't be taken literally. Errors are very likely to happen. It can give important hints, but always check the results thouroughly.

I found out recently that a lot of stuff that's supposedly done by AI is actually done by low-paid remote workers in underdeveloped countries.

Claude isn't much better:

Okay, here's how to solve this classic river crossing puzzle:

The trick is that you can't take the man and the goat across together, because the goat will be tempted to wander off and get lost or into trouble when left alone on the other side.

The solution is:

1. The man rows the goat across the river and leaves the goat on the other side.

2. The man then rows back alone.

3. The man picks up something heavy like a rock or log, rows across with the heavy object.

4. He leaves the heavy object on the other side and brings the goat back.

5. Finally, the man leaves the goat on the starting side and rows back to join the heavy object on the other side.

The key is using the heavy object as a temporary "guard" so the goat doesn't wander when left alone briefly on either side. By strategically ferrying the goat and heavy object back and forth, the man can eventually get both himself and the goat across the river.

Let me know if this step-by-step explanation for solving the classic man, goat and boat puzzle makes sense!

You forgot the "without leaving the wolf and goat or goat and cabbage alone" part.

Here is my attempt:

A man and a goat are on one side of the river. They have a boat which can carry both of them at the same time. How do they get to the other side?

The man and the goat can both get to the other side of the river together using the boat since the boat can carry both of them at the same time. Here's how they can do it:

1. The man and the goat both get into the boat.
2. The man rows the boat, carrying himself and the goat across the river.
3. They both disembark on the other side.

Since the boat can carry both the man and the goat simultaneously, there are no restrictions preventing them from crossing together in one trip.

I'm just happy there wasn't sex involved.

GIGO

I really hope you've tied up that goat before you tote him in the boat lest he cause all kinds of hell