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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 32 points 6 months ago

Ol' Godzilla was stomping around Tokyo city like a big playground

[–] noxy@yiffit.net 32 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I said come on fhqwhgads

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 6 months ago

Everybody to the limit!

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The system, is down.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 2 points 6 months ago

"Caleb, are you making a tiny tent out of my jacket?"

"...I am now."

[–] fhqwgads@possumpat.io 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

i love u

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[–] xilliah 30 points 6 months ago

I am le tired. Fire ze missiles!

[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 27 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Hello. I like rusty spoons.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I like it when the red water comes out🩸📍

[–] moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 months ago

Hhhuuuubert Cumberdale

[–] potajito@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago

Ahead of its time. Art.

[–] ech@lemm.ee 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Snape. Snape. Severus Snape.

[–] Zoop 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Dumbledooooore!

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[–] Hazmatastic@lemm.ee 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

My tummy was making the rumblies. That only hands could satifisfy.

[–] iturnedintoanewt@lemm.ee 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

LOOK AT MY HORSE, MY HORSE IS AMAZING

Edit: oh... And this

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago

POOOOOORK IT'S THE MEAT OF KINGS

[–] Kedly@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

IT TASTES JUST LIKE RAISINS

[–] Steve@startrek.website 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My anus is BLEEEEDING

[–] Zoop 2 points 6 months ago

My spewn. Is tew biig!

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Pwned.

[–] xilliah 4 points 6 months ago

Let me see your micro

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 months ago

#It's peanut butter jelly time!

[–] FederatedSaint 9 points 6 months ago

Everyone loves magical Trevor!

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I’m the captain of the gravy train!

[–] tdubmoney@midwest.social 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oh no, you just shanked my Jenga ship!

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 2 points 6 months ago

Let's sing a song of Pennzoil.

[–] Daze@kbin.social 8 points 6 months ago

Link, he come to town

[–] Ioughttamow@kbin.run 6 points 6 months ago

Where can you find lions?

[–] Jode@midwest.social 6 points 6 months ago

B B B B B B B B 🍓🕐

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

Spank my monkey. You know you want to.

I've seen things! I've seen them with my eyes!

4 STR 4 STAM leather belt? [Restricted breathing]

And this! Originally hosted on Albino Black sheep, it's one of my favorite sappy love stories ever.

[–] n3m37h@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 months ago

Shifty five

[–] Shyfer@ttrpg.network 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I've been rewatching old seasons of The Great British Bake Off and it blew my mind when one of the hosts said he played Old Greg. Does anyone remember that weird ass online sketch?

[–] doofy77@aussie.zone 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That was an episode of The Mighty Boosh.

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[–] skooma_king@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

I like rusty spooons

[–] insomniac_lemon@kbin.social 4 points 6 months ago

https://media.kbin.social/media/08/30/08301f65d664a04ab3431d901d1b9c5f88a4913da7086fbe580ce765013b961c.png

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 6 months ago

Crab battle!

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 months ago

ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!

[–] Kedly@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

But I'm le Tired

[–] toiletobserver@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

https://joecartoon.com/watch/40bbbc/Joe_Fish?list=dynamic&category_id=0&synd_channel_id=0&time=last_7_days

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Zeekyboogydoog

[–] Jode@midwest.social 1 points 6 months ago

Came here for this 💣

[–] blackouttripleseven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 months ago

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!!!!!!

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

I'm in ur base and killin ur d00dz

[–] TronnaRaps@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago

I seem to recall a hilarious one about someone eating Mike Tyson's (?) Cheetos. . Or something like that

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I remember when duck.fla got past Newgrounds' community police. Those were dark times.

I also remember the huge success Metal Gear Awesome had and how some people threw a shitfit at it being top 30 for months. It was fun to see people making fun of them.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I remember playing Pico's School...in school.

My wife (5 years younger than me) doesn't know about Pico's School. But she remembers weeblstuff. Kenya believe it?

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Does anyone remember this? http://www.aninote.com/site.mpl?p=cont&cont=jgo

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[–] Nath@aussie.zone 2 points 6 months ago

The entire medium was pushed to new limits with Ninjai.

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