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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] 4am@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I’m the captain of the gravy train!

[–] tdubmoney@midwest.social 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oh no, you just shanked my Jenga ship!

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 2 points 6 months ago

Let's sing a song of Pennzoil.