An improved version of Michelangelo's David.
this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2023
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David 2: This one is all dick
Please include a butthole.
After watching Cunk on Earth I feel this is a travesty in the world of art.
Mushrooms. The first few will probably be pretty rough, but you'll quickly start to see the possibilities with different textures, shapes, adding gills underneath, etc. If the clay is different colors you can get buck wild. After fewer than you think you'll probably be pretty good at them. You can even screw in a hook at the top and turn them into ornaments for friends and family if that's your thing.
Law dictates you make a bong while recreating the scene from Ghost.
However if you cannot accomplish this, an acceptable alternative is to watch S1 E19 of Community and make something alongside the students.
Obviously a giant cock and balls. Start simple and add details as you go.
Make a diorama of kids getting mauled by bears because they made fun of that bald guy in the Bible.
Make a sculpture of one of your hands
A scale model of Devil's Tower, Wyoming. It would mean something.
If you want to learn, make a skull. If you want anything complete, someone suggested an ashtray and I agree.
As long as you Ghost it doesnβt matter.
Adam Smasher vs Scott Pilgrim.
Throw the clay as hard as you can up against a wall and if it sticks ... place a little artist signature just below it and paint a frame around it
A layer completely covering yourself. Once baked, this will preserve valuable ethnographic information for future archeologists. /s
Too soon?
Oil lamps are not very complicated to make. And could be useful.
A self-portrait. If it turns out unrecognizable, just move the goalposts and tell the viewer that it's a depiction of their mum.