wumpus

joined 1 year ago
[–] wumpus@latte.isnot.coffee 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Grind up one of every official state bird, and make it into a hot dog.

[–] wumpus@latte.isnot.coffee 6 points 1 year ago

I like that you include your art in the photograph. Pleasant as they are, I might not have recognized your breasts out of context, but I know I've seen your watercolors before.

[–] wumpus@latte.isnot.coffee 2 points 1 year ago

Employers love it because it gives them plausible legal cover for two essential freedoms:

If they like you anyway, they can hire you and defend any discrimination claims with the fact that you had the strongest resume.

Whenever they stop liking you, they can expose the lie and fire you on the spot for good cause.

So really, it's a win-win situation for both you and your prospective employer.

[–] wumpus@latte.isnot.coffee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Regardless which lossless compression algorithm you prefer, it makes most files bigger.

*where "files" includes all bitstrings of a given length, whether or not they've ever existed

[–] wumpus@latte.isnot.coffee 10 points 1 year ago

Experience with bankruptcy law preferred

[–] wumpus@latte.isnot.coffee 1 points 1 year ago

I was told it was better for load balancing if we didn't all use the same one. So I just looked for one that had easy signups and didn't seem overeager to block stuff. Apparently, some from this instance come form /r/china. I'm not, but I do drink coffee. Anyway, I think it's working out so far; better than reddit anyway.

[–] wumpus@latte.isnot.coffee 1 points 1 year ago

Some folding money, a bank card, some loose checks (ragged from wear as I prefer the previous items for most retail transactions), some ID cards, a gift card that I might use, another that I'll probably give away to someone who shops at that store, a local library card, a library card from a place I lived 10 years ago but is probably still valid, a torn piece of paper with some unexplained writing on it (some phone numbers, but I forget whose; I think a pin for a card I don't have anymore; a gate code for a storage locker I no longer use), a blood donor card with blood type (A+), a partially accurate vaccination card, some other things that are either expired, or never mattered.