_dev_null

joined 1 year ago
[–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 1 points 7 months ago

jumping won’t impress her

Unless it's jump humping.

[–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 3 points 7 months ago

locked box

As soon as I read this I read the rest of your comment in Al Gore's voice, ca 2k SNL, lol.

[–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 2 points 7 months ago

ITT I wish those that can recall would name and shame.

[–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Can't a femboy get me pregnant, thought?

[–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 5 points 7 months ago

No, Nvidia did not buy the Xbox brand. And no, I did not fall for it until I saw the comments on the article.

[–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 1 points 7 months ago (2 children)

~~Americans~~ Conservatives

If your grandmother dies at age 102, Fox news would blame it on immigrants, somehow.

[–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 0 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Please log my IP address.

127.0.0.1

Checkmate. We're watching you.

[–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 25 points 8 months ago

Reminds me of Ayn Rand collecting social security even after her essays deriding it as: "Social Security shouldn’t be described as “social insurance” but as welfare."

There is not a shed of shame to be shared between any of these types.

[–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I love it too, I buy some of the wallaby stuff now and again.

Just don't eat a ton in any given day.

Edit - Oh shit:

In past warnings, the FDA notes: “If you’re 40 or older, eating 2 ounces of black licorice a day for at least two weeks could land you in the hospital with an irregular heart rhythm or arrhythmia.”

[–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 13 points 9 months ago

The key to being productive as a programmer is to have a great code editor

True true.

The best code editor came from GitHub

I'm out.

[–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Boot up from a live cd and go nuts.

[–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 3 points 9 months ago

I'm on smoko, so leave me alone.

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