Woozy

Church tithing doesn't count as donating to charity, IMHO.

I don't think that's how it works

*all drive times based on 6am, Sunday morning, June 23rd 1982

In that vein:
Romeo and Juliet II: Friar Lawrence Strikes Again

While I think it was too early in the run for a musical episode, they pulled it off pretty well. Generally speaking, series should wait until at least season 5.

I suspect that there will be new characters and small subplots that will arise in future seasons that will never be set to music.

How do you feel about i am actually chatbots?

50k lines is, IMHO, way too large for a bash script. I'd switch to python long before before that. Bash is primarily an *interactive shell. Bash has a lot of nice scripting capabilities (that few are aware of, let alone use) but its primary use is not as a programing language. As far as standard libraries go: sed, awk, grep, curl, netcat, etc... provide plenty of advanced capabilities. That's the Unix philosophy, lots of small utilities that each do one thing well and that work with streams of bytes as i/o. Tie them together with a powerful shell, and an ordinary user can do quite a lot without "programming". Is the Unix philosophy perfect? No. Has it proved to be the most flexible and successful compute environment developed for over 50 years? Yes.

Alfalfa & Spanky?
I haven't thought about them in decades.

C is the language of the gods. No mortals can be trusted with such power.

I have one major quibble with your analysis. It is this: Redhat no longer exists as an organization. Redhat is merely a trademark of IBM. You can't defend IBM's actions based on Redhat's history. That was a different company

Fire isn't very heavy. I'd say it's more voluminous than massive.

The same thing we do every weekend, Pinky...