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You're doing it all for the nookie!

Smell what the Rock is steaming?

I always thought that a guy living in a perpetually flying city being called Lando was kind of funny.

Plus, Lando sounds like a pilot Elf from Disenchantment.

Apparently, these sell in Lybia.

For whom the bell tolls.

Sind das nicht Gurken die verboten sind?

Where are the goddamn muffin tops?

Get the MPC bible. Thing's definitely worth the money. Costs about 30 bucks and comes as a pdf, so it's searchable.

He brought up Machiavelli. He must listen to Tupac.

It's BEEEHHEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAWWWWW for me.

Okay, how you know?

My idiot brain read 'nasal' as 'anal' and went like 'Hmm, so cats can smell with their butts. TIL." Stupid, stupid brain.