HanlonsButterknife

joined 1 year ago
[–] HanlonsButterknife 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I got used to slow-closing toilet lids at home. It's become a habit to get the lid moving down with a little flick of the wrist. Not too hard, but not nothing either. I recently stayed in a hotel room where the bathroom didn't have this feature... When out of pure habit, half asleep and barely even realizing that I was closing the lid, I used my familiar flick of the wrist, the heavy, solid lid flew down like a bolt of lightning and slammed hard against the toilet seat. There amongst all of the acoustically reflective surfaces of the hotel bathroom the noise was so loud it actually made my ears ring. It was lucky that I had just relieved myself because had I still had any shit left in me, the surprise might have scared it right out.

[–] HanlonsButterknife 22 points 1 year ago

Wagner opened fire on Russian forces. Shot down helicopters and apparently at least one transport plane. That's a lot for just playacting. No pretense would be needed to replace a general in wartime. It's a common occurrence throughout history, and Putin wouldn't need an excuse either way, since he answers to no one in the Russian government. As to the statement that neither Putin nor Prigozhin are stupid... Well this entire conflict has provided an enormous amount of evidence to the contrary.

[–] HanlonsButterknife 3 points 1 year ago

"4.5 million students currently in grades K-12 have suffered some form of sexual abuse by an educator, and more than 3 million have experienced sexual touching or assault.”

And of those, which of them take place in religious boarding schools, essentially a church environment?

[–] HanlonsButterknife 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, just right on top of everything. Delivery pizza, spread a little bean dip on top.

[–] HanlonsButterknife 19 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Bean dip on pizza. It sounds super weird, and it is, but it's also delicious 🤤

[–] HanlonsButterknife 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It also had an IR blaster you could use to control TV's and other tech.
Headphone jack
Swappable battery
Expandable memory
IR blaster
It was basically the perfect phone

[–] HanlonsButterknife 5 points 1 year ago

I don't think getting everyone on Reddit to leave should even be the goal. Reddit was a much better place before the Digg exodus, and Digg's comment section then was a lot like Reddit is now, largely just low-effort, openly hostile flaming. That's probably not something worth bringing over.

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