Fordiman

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Everyone should have a tool-building factory factory factory in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] Fordiman@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry, but why is this not an AbstractToolBuildingFactoryFactoryFactory? How are you going to derive alternatives?

Colors, localized. in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] Fordiman@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Four score and nineteen reds?

The one thing you cannot do in object-oriented programming but you can in functional in c/csharp@programming.dev
[–] Fordiman@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Creating new objects would confuse your ORM vs. Always create new objects? Well, you've convinced me.

If you just made copy constructors in the first example, the problem wouldn't have existed. This is wholly contrived, and I feel dumber for having watched it.

Not even saying I like OOP, or that functional isn't usually a better paradigm - but this was the goofiest argument I've seen for it.

No. Greek Semicolons hold no power here. in c/programming@programming.dev
[–] Fordiman@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

May work. May not. Haven't tested.

You know what does work as a variable name? ಠ_ಠ

No. Greek Semicolons hold no power here. in c/programming@programming.dev
[–] Fordiman@programming.dev 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Replacing semicolons with Greek question marks? Easy fix.

Terminating identifiers with Greek question marks? Pure evil.