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Steve
ALAN!!!
Me too
Steve. Because of Hiphopotamus vs. Rhymenocerous by Flight of the Conchords.
Bob. Always Bob.
Because Bob usually knows, and/or did it.
(I use Bob too)
He's also your uncle
Bigus Dickus. (boy im making a lot of penis jokes today)
Bob
Turd Ferguson is forever etched in my brain.
Ya. That's right. Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name.
Slartibartfast
I told you it wasn't important.
Yeah, that's what makes it optimal for testing code where the username isn't important.
Good old Slartibartfast has caught many a bug.
Frank. No clue why, but at least 60% of the time, it's Frank.
That seems quite common, to be frank
Carl
Steeeve
Bort
I remember they used to sell Bort name tags at the Universal Studios Kwik e Mart. I regret not buying one.
We are all out of Bort license plates
Jeff
Dildo swaggins
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Art Vandelay
X-wing @ Aliciousness
Just now? Romney. But I can't say I'd always pick that name, as first of all I haven't been asked that before, so I wouldn't know, and second of all, if I did, it would be predictable and therefore not random.
word + word + number
Dave
Terry
Tina
Lothar of the Hill People
I have a terrible imagination. If asked to come up with a name, I'll simply flounder and say, "Eh?"
Case in point: my user name which I have used on multiple instances. (I've no idea how I came up with it).
NAME A WOMAN
I was actually thinking about clever sounding "non human" names. Human names are easy. Names of women: Lily Lilith Rose Penny etc etc
Owen Lincoln Potter. An alias I used in college when I was fucking around like an idiot
Pustulio
Just came up with a random name and it was Thomas.
In German, it's commonly an old people sounding name (Frederike, Ulrich, Brigitte, Gerhard, etc)
Male: tim Female: kim
Schmitt.
Xanthor the Destroyer of Worlds
George.
Relevant username?