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[–] agilob@programming.dev 56 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

:00 - :ff

Edit: Just learnt this can be also noted as:

:: - ::f

[–] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

What about IPv4

[–] michaeljo94@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 10 months ago (1 children)

0.0.0.0/0

[–] Emma_Gold_Man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Better hope the goon hasn't heard of IPv6 either, or you're toast

[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 14 points 10 months ago

::/0

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 45 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This is gonna take a while...

0.0.0.0

0.0.0.1

0.0.0.2

0.0.0.3

...

[–] GammaGames 22 points 10 months ago

0.0.0.0/0

[–] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 18 points 10 months ago

one of them has a 7 I’m pretty sure

[–] dan@upvote.au 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

This reminds me of something I saw online maybe 20 years ago now. Someone created a torrent with a name like "every IP address ever (hacking tool)" and uploaded it to Suprnova, which ended up having thousands of people seeding it. It was just a text file with every IPv4 from 0.0.0.0 to 255.255.255.255 😂

[–] coloredgrayscale@programming.dev 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Heard about that too! Is there an updated version for ipv6?

[–] spuncertv@iusearchlinux.fyi 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That file would be ungodly large. There are 2^128 possible addresses, each weighing in at 128 bits, 16 bytes. 16 bytes times 340 trillion trillion trillion. That puts us around 5.44 trillion Zettabytes. The estimates I've seen for worldwide data storage sit aroun 60-70 zettabytes.

[–] dan@upvote.au 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

IPv6 version is just a Python script that generates random 128-bit integers. Eventually you'll hit a valid IPv6 address!

[–] knobbysideup@lemm.ee 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

0.0.0.0/0

::/0

[–] Napain@lemmy.ml 16 points 10 months ago

/32

[–] spudwart@spudwart.com 13 points 10 months ago

I mean if I name them do I have to own the domain or…

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

My PC's is now Bob, My router's Billy...

[–] 018118055@sopuli.xyz 10 points 10 months ago

0/0

[–] DaveedMee 7 points 10 months ago

127.0.0.1

[–] xav@programming.dev 6 points 10 months ago

I'll start.

0.0.0.1: Sophie

Your turn.

[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 5 points 10 months ago

ipv6

[–] MiddledAgedGuy 3 points 10 months ago