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[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 37 points 1 year ago
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The ships computer, Eddie, becomes unable to accept new processing requests because it is running at full capacity after being told to make "Tea, with Data's breast milk" by William Riker.

[–] shiveyarbles 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Eddies in the space -time continuum...

Well what's he doing there then?

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 year ago

Computer ... give me a list of memes from 21st century earth

... Personal screen explodes ...

[–] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I know it's a meme but there's an actual answer: because humans have them, and Dr. Soong wanted Data to feel human. That was the whole point of the project from what I understand.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

Imagine if Dr. Soong wanted to have a bit of fun and place a third nipple on Data's body just to mess people who would see him naked.

[–] lorez@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

And Dr Han Fastolfe...ehm Soong

[–] IzzyData@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago

Computer. Please list all of Commander Riker's search queries.

[–] shiveyarbles 7 points 1 year ago

Nipples are erogenous zones , Jim

[–] armus@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago

Data has nipples Greg, could you milk him?

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

They are programmed for maximum pleasure.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, I dunno, why does he have anything?
Why does he have a nose?

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

canonical answer? Vanity is practically a genetic trait of the Soongs.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] taanegl 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's no photo evidence of it I can find, and I've been given a good reason to search for "start trek data nipples". You all saw it. This was justified.

But seeing as some people are super insistent, I'll have to conclude that it's A CONSPIRACY!!!

Birds aren't real, the earth is hollow and Data has no nipples!

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

The burden of proof is on those claiming Data has nipples. Them's the rules.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'll do you one better: Where does Data have nipples?

[–] kleenbhole@lemy.lol 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have no evidence that he does