I've always had a thing for women about 10-15 years older than me that are in a position of authority or expertise. The confidence, experience, maturity, and professionalism are just sexy.

[–] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i like to be fucked professional style. you gotta fill a few forms before and after

[–] vamputer@infosec.pub 8 points 1 year ago

Spend 20 minutes getting the wording just right on the "thank you" e-mail afterward.

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago

Mommy issues

Same tbh

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Kink is not a substitute for adulting and tops aren't your personal ride providers.

[–] Fitzsimmons@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

by themselves? no. but as part of a complete breakfast?

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

See if you were an adult you could already have made me one.

[–] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i am a small animal. (catgirl) (5'7)

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago

omg u so smol :3