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[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 92 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There's Linux distro called suicide Linux that wipes your hard drive on any mistyped command.

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope it comes preinstalled with sl and similar programs.

[–] sip@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

or with ll alias for ls -laF, I'm using it so often, even if it's not available, I still type it 5 times a minute.

[–] averyminya 2 points 11 months ago

Why don't those people just run an amnesiac OS like tails? Do they not trust themselves not to say up persistence?

[–] theghostoutside_@aussie.zone 50 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Shouldn't it be

if guess != number

Isn't Russian Roulette played with one bullet in the chamber? Not five?

[–] snooggums@kbin.social 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A chamber is the space in automatics, semiautomatic, and the slide back single shot weapons for the bullet when it is about to be fired. Any game of Russin Roulette played with a bullet in the chamber is going to be very short.

Russian Roulette is played with one bullet in the cylinder, the spinny thing on a revolver.

[–] three@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] snooggums@kbin.social 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lemme tell you about the difference between a clip and a magazine!

A magazine is a paper distributed like newspapers but in more of a booklet form and with higher quality paper.

A clip is the thing that holds you chips bag closed after opening so they don't get stolen.

Edit: that should be stale, not stolen, but I'm leaving it

[–] Mesa@programming.dev 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The game we see here is Russian Russian Roulette.

[–] chocobo13z@pawb.social 4 points 1 year ago

Polish Roulette?

[–] Zink@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Russian-in-Ukraine roulette

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

More fun like that

[–] glad_cat@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 1 year ago

No docstring, no shebang, no main function, no raw strings, and I’m sure they don’t have unit tests with a mocked filesystem.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Error: that file path does not exist.

[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that actually what happens? Let me check.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's what happens on my machine.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago

It works on my machine.

[–] chahk 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Still a better chance of success than an in-place upgrade of Win 10 to Win 11.

[–] elint@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

Have you actually tried that? It just works. Win11 isnt much more than a big Win10 feature update. We've updated a few hundred machines across several customers and they rarely required manual intervention.

[–] busydoinnothin@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

I have laughed at this for too long. Good way to start the morning.

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@programming.dev 3 points 11 months ago

So they posted that screenshot before even trying to run it on some useless file to see it works.. Internet points are surely a drug