I bet Gwyneth Paltrow secretly uses the bones of her victims to create more rocks to put up your vagina.
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I feel like she would engage in "holistic cannibalism" or something
Or she'd sideline as a holistic assassin or something.
New candle scent coming..
"This smells like my latest victim"
Nic Cage for sure. There's a reason that when it was announced he's being added to Dead By Daylight people couldn't predict whether he was a killer or Survivor.
Kevin Spacey. We all thought he was a great actor playing all those psychopaths, but turns out he was just playing himself.
Javier Bardem. He wasn't acting in No Country For Old Men.
Or when Kiefer Sutherland beat the criminal’s face into a pulp. The scene wasn’t even in the script. The director just said „keep it rolling“.
Jared Leto.
I would pay money to hear Kristen Schaal deny the bodies in her basement. It would not be convincing.
Not an actor but.. Garth Brooks. Those cold dead eyes, They're hiding the bodies.
I got friends in crawl spaces...
Where I dig my holes for hiding places...
Oh, I got friends in low places, where the cops won't see what I did to their faces, all hid away, and I'll be okay.
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Just wanted to add in the tidbit that Martha Stewart once dated Anthony Hopkins, but broke up with him after "Silence of the Lambs" because Hannibal Lecter creeped her out so much.
Crispin Glover. No doubt.
Shia LeBeouf
Running for your life (from Shia LaBeouf)
He's brandishing a knife (It's Shia LaBeouf)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf?
Stanley Tucci has been murdering young women for decades as he travels the world. His impeccably put together fashion sense is a clue to his obsessive nature.
Jake Gyllenhaal has that “mostly sane, but not entirely” look. Don’t agree? Watch Nightcrawler. There’s a reason he was cast in that role.
Does the actor have to still be alive? Because if not, Ronald Reagan did more than his share of cutting lives short.
I would say mister bean
Klaus Kinski