Don't yell obscenities in front of my kids or I'll beat you to pulp in front my kids.
this post was submitted on 22 Mar 2025
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Does he think the people yelling at his car are on his facebook or something?
These people are attention seekers, which explains the CT purchase in the first place.
In my neck of the woods, getting out of your car and charging angrily towards another car will get you shot or flattened.
That does sound very American
I get the shot part but you're seriously telling me someone in another country wouldn't ever think to use the two tonne high speed steel box around them as a weapon when threatened?
Why would you run them over when you can just drive away... I'm very worried about my American friends when I see the violent ambience present there that the first thought when threatened isn't "how do I get out of this situation" but "how do I kill this person".
I think the desire for random violence is born out of the inability to be justifiably violent towards authoritarian figures. I think that's why I like video games about shooting cops.
Plenty of people would just drive off, yes.
I was really just referring to the getting shot part but tbh hopefully the first choice wouldn’t be to kill whoever’s walking towards you with your car
I don't vote. I care about my children. Somehow these are compatible statements
His children don't nead to hear about things he doesnt like, yet he thinks it's a good example to escalate someone calling him a name to assault/battery.
I will protect my kids from obscenities by instead presenting them with toxic violence.
"I don't vote" yeah that's just as bad as voting republican.
"I don't care about Elon and I'm not political and I don't vote"
Translated to Magatese
"I sweat Elon's balls and voted for Trump twice and I listen to Steve Bannon podcasts every day"
Honestly, I feel like it's worse. I can understand a hateful fuck being gleeful over shit like concentration camps and whatnot, but to see something like that and be indifferent? I can't relate to that in any way. I wouldn't believe anyone like that exists if the evidence of them weren't so prevalent. It feels inhuman. It's the kind of reaction I'd expect from a toad or an inanimate object.
He has eyes, yet he still bought the thing.
He deserves to be sworn at.
I find it fairly reasonable to ask that you don't swear around kids. Unless they always have their kids with them to be used as a shield. Which, I mean... Elon did it, of course his followers would follow his lead. 🤷🏻♂️
i've never understood why that's reasonable, how is swearing harming kids?
kids pick up swearwords quite easily.
how is that bad?
Maybe they would use them at inappropriate times as grownups, like when a person is driving a cybertruck with kids inside.
Ha. Full circle.
How on message that this self absorbed fuck thinks randos are going to read his social status prior to flipping him the bird on the freeway for driving a swasticar.
Totally stable. Buy something that screams "look at me!" and then be upset when someone expresses their distaste.
this self absorbed fuck thinks randos are going to read his social status
And yet, here we are.
Poor snowflake, they hurt her feelings :(
Ive been yelling fuck elon musk at people in tesla vehicles since way before it was cool!!
I'd be more concerned with pulling off body panels, if I were him.
Edit: also, why is it all these people are so bad at writing? How do you get enough money for a Cybertruck while obviously being a moron?
Generational wealth.
Exploitatitive financing
I left the USA in 2019 but when I lived there, I had a 9mm with me when I left the house including when I was driving or riding my bicycle. More likely this tough guy would end up on the news and his 2 year old would end up an orphan. Only a fool thinks they can run up on someone else in America and it's going to be fine. Main character syndrome.
God it would be hilarious if someone tried to pull me out of my car. Those kids will get a real lesson about their dad and consequences.
Rearrange my facial structure?
What does that even mean??
You going to tell me a joke
I think it means he’s threatening to aggressively make out with you.
He runs the risk of rearranging my trouser structure
Oh, man. That would make me just escalate the taunting...
Seems like it's just good, honest, hard working people buying these trucks..
why censor it?
Don't want anybody to try it and get hurt by the dude. He's realy dangerous, you know?
I don't get why people are hating on Tesla owners. It's not their fault the owner of the company is a nutsack. They're prob just trying to get to work like the rest of us. Misdirected anger and energy.
The cars sure. But the cyber trucks nope.
Because it makes anyone considering buying one despite Elon being an evil sack of shit reconsider. For the many people living in blissful ignorance because consequences haven't fully hit yet like the guy in the picture, these kinds of tactics are effective. Is it right or fair? Not really. But it is what it is.
"I care about my children, which is why I piled them into this deathtrap."