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Long Time No Semen (lemmy.zip)
submitted 22 hours ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] AfricanExpansionist@lemmy.ml 41 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Gods but this is gross. The artist really captured Elon in all his sweaty glory

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 6 hours ago

sweaty and cybertruck-chested

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 11 points 21 hours ago

This is a master(bation)piece.

[–] darko8472@feddit.uk 10 points 21 hours ago

Not sure whether that’s the knot holding the towel up or something else.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 19 hours ago

My eyes AND brain are vomiting all over the place.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Did I miss something? Is he sending his musk out across the country to willing recipients?

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 13 points 19 hours ago

Elon Musk has 13 kids and has previously talked about wanting to repopulate the world with his sperm