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[โ€“] atro_city@fedia.io 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Did I miss something? Is he sending his musk out across the country to willing recipients?

[โ€“] Maven@lemmy.zip 13 points 22 hours ago

Elon Musk has 13 kids and has previously talked about wanting to repopulate the world with his sperm