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In soup.

Eat the crust, leave the rest.

Spiral sliced and slurped as one giant noodle.

slapping your face into the middle of the pie and sucking like a dyson

By licking off the topping and sauce. The base gets reused for new pizza.

Turned into a slurry and then administered as an enema.

rolling it up starting from the crust like it was a croissant and then taking a bite, not from the end, but from the side

OR

not cut into slices, you tear out the center and slip your head through so it sits around your collar, then lift it to take bites periodically like a candy necklace

take a bit from the outer perimeter, rotate the zza slightly, then take another bite. repeat until you've spiral-noshed the whole thing

Gonna need somewhat of a custom pizza shape for this to work without arousing suspicion. Put the pizza between the toilet rim and the seat. If it sags a bit that's fine, the seat should hold it in place. Print out a picture of the inside of the toilet bowl and place it on top of the pizza. Close the lid.

After a few days, invite the crew over for beers. Rig the bathroom light so that it's very dim. "Sorry, been having issues with it, not sure what the problem is." Eventually someone is going to notice the ruse. When they do, "Oh shit, my pizza! I was wondering where that went." Bring it back into the kitchen and offer everyone a slice. They will refuse. "More for me then!" Eat the whole thing.

Instant legend.

Putting pineapple on it

In a blender

https://youtu.be/H4Hkx3Qa1vY

You take it out of the oven, cut a slice as fast as you can and immediately bite down on it, holding it in your mouth until the cheese has completely fused with the roof of your mouth.

Fold it in half (sauce outl, then eat it from the middle out

Or with a fork and knife

When we used to order pizza in middle school, kids would fold the slices one on top of the other and eat them like a big sandwich. That was the most popular way to avoid questions about whether they would share it with others. Not to mention, most people snuck to the toilet for feasting.

There is no worst, most incorrect way to eat a pizza. The way someone eats something is irrelevant. There is no good or bad here.

Soak it in wine and boof it

...not eating it. And if you dislike pizza you get a vip seat in hell

Upside down

Inject it straight into a vein

Eat it in reverse so it is expelled from the mouth after the journey though the body

1. Place the plastic table on your nose
2. Remove the crust and lick it like a rabbi at a circumcision
3. Roll pieces 1,3,5 from tip to girth and arrange them into an F shape
4. Roll pieces 2,4,6 from girth to tip and arrange them into a U shape.
5. Thank the pizza guy who is holding the box still, and then slam the door in his face.
6. Continue licking the crust you hid in your pocket, and then dial for another pizza

You throw it away, not eating it.

infuse it into vegetable glycerine and vape it

Underwater

with pineapple

Bend over and I'll show you

I seen my buddy roll and entire large pie and started to it eat from the center. I was disgusted and intrigued!

Open the box. Leave it out for a week. Crumble it up once it's hard and stale. Put the bits in a bowl. Pour in some milk. Sprinkle some sugar and honey. You've made pizza cereal. Bonus points if you use chocolate milk.

The question reminds me of a skit: https://youtu.be/v-lYREzDN6U

Remove cheese and scrape off the remaining sauce. Roll what's left in the cheese. Feed it to your neighbor. By force if necessary. And yes. Throw away the crust. We are not animals.

My partner picks it up from underneath the slice and starts by eating the crust. To this day I'm still baffled by it.