No foul language - i.e. French ๐คฎ
Obviously satire, dozy wankers
cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/17074981
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19837626
Okay but unironically candy pizza is good
Someone on the original post said that this is from that one Brazilian pizza shop that does a bunch of really weird pizzas just as a social media thing, and I agree. I'm pretty sure I've seen this pic in a compilation of their pizzas, but it might have been a different one with a whole chicken.
average american first breakfast
I guarantee that pizza isn't American, it's Japanese or from the UAE, book it
Pretty sure it's Brazilian. There's a restaurant, Pizzeria Bate Papo, that posts weird pizzas like this online. There might be more as I've seen people joke about Brazilian pizzas in general, but I'm a yank and that one restaurant is the only place I know of for sure.
Itโs the grape?!?! What the fuck!?! I get the dinner/dessert pizza with a whole chicken but why the one grape!?!
That's an olive
Oh well that makes it all ok then!
Americans take things far too seriously.
And theyโd still call that a biscuit.
Begun, the Food Wars have.
Patisserie Chicken
Almost certain this is a Brazilian pizza
brazilians be like:
I'm sorry. I guess we should be imbibing the cuisines of the countries we conquered in the past and calling it our own.
Definitely a start.