ADHD memes

FUCK I put a snack in the freezer like... 5 days ago? And completely forgot about it until now

This will happen again I can't fetch it right now

You mean my roommate wasn't trying to make beer slushy all over the freezer daily?

Now try something in the oven.

YES, A TIMER IS NECESSARY!

I've learned the hard way (multiple times) that if beverage goes into freezer a timer of one hour MUST be set on my phone or smart speaker, because I gaslighted myself into believing it's illegal to put drinks in the freezer and if someone finds out I'll be arrested.

My ex. Never me. I'd drink soda warm before id risk it bursting.

My ADHD absolutely can't handle that clean up.

Bomb has been planted.

It's even faster to put it in ice water and the worst that can happen if you forget about it is your drink gets warm again.

I just stick it in a zip lock so if I forget about it there's no clean up

Get a drink with more alcohol in it. It will survive longer

So many exploded cans and bottles in my youth but also the magic when you got it and your coke was in slushie form and then you added booze.

Chefs kiss

I have timers/alarms for everything. At least one hundred.

I've been using the "kitchen timer" function on my microwave non-stop since I found it

I'll remember because by the time I put it in there I'm close to dying of thirst, but still won't drink something at room temp. So forgetting and then remembering my crippling dehydration is generally a pretty good egg timer for it

Bonus points if it's contained in a pressurized aluminum can.

Expect: "What the heck was that boom?!"

I hope it was seltzer instead of soda.

hey, there's nothing wrong with having an accidental sorbeit

get a wife. you leave one drink to long in the freezer a few dozen times and they never let you live it down.

I'll just boil water for hot tea instead... where'd all my water go?

our sink is close to the stove.
It has a extentable head.
It can be used to fill a pot thats already on the stove.
sometimes this takes more than 3 seconds for large pots.
so you can just hang the head of the faucet in the pot for half a minute, the hose is just long enough.

Then you go and fetch mop and bucket, and dry socks.

every single time.

If it’s the first one I never forget.