Chef_Boyardee

I got to disagree with the "learn the language and customs" thing. I live (also born and raised) in one of the most culturally diverse cities in America: Germantown, Maryland. I couldn't be prouder, and I also couldn't care less if you don't speak English.

Be yourself. You are welcome here.

Ha, joke's on you. My back only hurts after sex.

A pinch is 1/8th of a teaspoon.

My favorite part of the original was the music. Kyle Gabler killed it. I still have three songs on my playlist.

Nothing yet, unfortunately. I've been in trouble so many times. I never learn.

I'm almost afraid to type this, but I think it's gonna take a serious incident to change me.

I'm not violent, I'm not a thief, I'm not a pervert. I refuse to hurt, or put anyone at risk of being hurt. I just make dumb decisions that affect me.

Looks like a marine with bad luck.

Been using their phones since the Nexus 6. That thing was huge.

And I'm the one guy that uses Google Fi. My bill was $38 last month.

I love my state's flag. It is a great design. Got a giant one in my basement.

Edit: tried to add a picture. Not cool enough to figure it out.

Goddamn, I was blindsided by that last sentence. Sending good vibes now.

You'll probably have your answer when I tell you that when you brought three dimensions into the map analogy, my brain kind of melted.

This Bastard is so Lazy, this Book is Just a Pamphlet

I keep running into obstacles preventing me from getting somewhere/finishing a job/getting laid.

I hardly ever have any reward or resolution in my dreams. Really frustrating