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[–] TacticsConsort@yiffit.net 27 points 3 days ago

Valid post, and given the scale of DnD dragons I'd say that an adventurer is about the size of a cat relative to an adult dragon. IRL, a cat being able to attack you and successfully kill you would be pretty fucked up even if it's theoretically possible.

Incidentally however...

A cat in DnD does have the ability to reliably fight and kill a Commoner.

So what I'm saying is that it should actually be a valid plot to put humans in the position of some shitty media's dragons- once dominant, but through the power of one especially heroic housecat who has exceptionally strong plot armour, we are reduced to a dying race, ancient and forgotten by the new era.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

wait, does this mean that dragons think about dragon/human romances the same way we think about bee movie????????

i.... i need a minute,

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 2 days ago

Under rated comment.

[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 3 points 2 days ago

Would there be dragon's that fear humans in the same way arachnophobe's fear spiders?

[–] monsteratmydesk@dice.camp 1 points 2 days ago

@MouseKeyboard someone in the thread likened humans to dragons as being like cats. This has so much potential. Like a dragon that pampers their disgruntled pet human. Who gets angry and knocks over priceless treasure when it doesn’t like what it gets for dinner. One dragon hordes a whole community of humans. One dragon has a human that kills goblins and leaves them for the dragon because it’s pretty sure the dragon doesn’t know how to feed itself.

[–] Shareni@programming.dev 6 points 3 days ago

Mortality is a birth defect...

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