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Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 1 month ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Guy buying condoms? He's hoping to get some.

Guy buying tampons? He's definitely getting some.

[–] I_am_10_squirrels 5 points 1 month ago

Next week

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

Single dad erasure!

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 month ago

Stay strong brother, praying for a swift recovery.

[–] Kwakigra 7 points 1 month ago

The tampon market has been neglecting men for as long as it's been around. When are we going to see "rough and tumble tampons for tough guys" so we can finally get some respect?

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Tnx, the funniest thing I've read in a while