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Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Guy buying condoms? He's hoping to get some.

Guy buying tampons? He's definitely getting some.

[–] I_am_10_squirrels 5 points 1 month ago

Next week

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

Single dad erasure!