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[–] MehStrongBadMeh@programming.dev 126 points 2 months ago (5 children)

There's a reason captchas have moved mostly image identification systems. These text-based captchas have all been defeated for years.

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I remember that Jdownloader could crack some CAPTCHAs back in the 00's.

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[–] RonSijm@programming.dev 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's a bit weird how that actually works though...

"Which of these pictures are traffic lights?"

I'd hope with all the self-driving-(ish) cars coming out, any AI like that should be able to identify a traffic light, right?

[–] null@slrpnk.net 21 points 2 months ago

When you "solve" a captcha like that, you're just helping train the AI you're talking about.

The stuff that determines whether you're a not or not is based on browser information, how you interact with the page, etc.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 7 points 2 months ago

That's exactly what you're doing, training the AIs to identify that.

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[–] Aoife@lemmy.blahaj.zone 90 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Nobody mentioning it got the captcha wrong? That's a p not a P which while admittedly a tiny mistake would still be counted as a fail

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 54 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Goes to show that it's only human.

[–] Good_morning@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 2 months ago
[–] narc0tic_bird@lemm.ee 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Many (most?) captchas I stumbled upon weren't case sensitive.

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago

I've run into a few.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Puts 40yo tech against current tech

How is the current tech possibly winning...

[–] dsilverz@thelemmy.club 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Nowadays there are some really annoying CAPTCHAs out there, such as:

  • "Click over the figures that are upwards/downwards" and various rotated bears
  • "Rotate the figure until it matches the given orientation" and a finger pointing to some random direction, as well as rotation buttons that don't work the way you would mathematically expect them to work
  • "Select all the images with a bicycle until there are none left" and the images take centuries to fade away after you click them
  • "Select all the squares containing a bus" and there are squares with the very corner of the bus that make you wonder if they are considered as part of "squares containing A bus"
  • "Fit the puzzle piece", although this is the least annoying one

In summary, the CAPTCHAs seemingly are becoming less of a "prove you're not a robot" and more of an forced IQ test. I can see the day when CAPTCHAs will ask you to write down a Laplacian transform for the solution f(x) to the differential equation governing the motion of a mass considering the resistance of air and aerodynamics, or write down a detailed solution to the P versus NP problem.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 11 points 2 months ago

Those "select tiles with a bicycle" are us training image recognition programs.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

at that point i just assume im the one they are keeping out and just close the tab

AlrightThenKeepYourSecrets.gif

[–] averyminya 1 points 2 months ago

I hate the puzzle piece ones, they never actually load the site for me.

[–] d0ntpan1c@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Honestly, I'm not mad if AI fully defeats captchas to the point they go away. They almost always fail to be usable via accessibility tools. These things might block some automated systems, but they also block people with disabilities.

[–] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What will you replace them with? They won't go away, they will just get harder

[–] match@pawb.social 8 points 2 months ago

"lick this and tell me what it tastes like"

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When I ran a public installation of web forum software (more than a decade ago), I got spambot registrations, then I think I just set up a captcha where users had to answer some really simple question; this kept the spambots away.

[–] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 4 points 2 months ago

That worked because you were not personally targeted. Someone could defeat this system if they wanted to

[–] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Anything that doesn't involve the user noticing it ever

[–] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

DRMs and ring0 checkers are not a solution

[–] uis@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Got crowdstruck

[–] pkill@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

https://altcha.org is nice plus a crowdsec bouncer

[–] tcsenpai@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

While everybody's right in saying text captchas are outdated, there are concerning amount of services (especially for small-mid businesses) that still use them.

Anyway, if an AI could control something like Selenium with the necessary modifications (aka not presenting itself as Selenium), I am pretty sure most of the "Click here to confirm you are an human" captchas like the cloudflare one would be defeated too.

I think the most challenging are image-based weird challenges that are difficult even to humans. The annoying ones.

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[–] Ahardyfellow@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 2 months ago

Most bots out there aren't backed by chat gpt. We had a flood of Russian boys using a sign up for on a site to send spam emails by putting the spam in the names and address fields. Slapping the most basic of captchas on the page solved it.

[–] DudeDudenson@lemmings.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Aren't captchas used to better train AIs to be able to recognize stuff?

[–] lengau@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago

That's the idea of those "which pictures contain bikes?" ones and the ReCaptcha (where you had two words from books). In the book one, one of the words is known and the other is not. They'll present the same unknown word to people until they get a clear answer from many dozens or hundreds of entries, using the known word as a control. Then that other word goes into the known words category.

[–] gwen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Meaning, if it's wrong, you're a human?