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[–] muse@fedia.io 105 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This would unironically work on me

[–] northendtrooper@lemmy.ca 26 points 5 months ago (2 children)

At this point it would take this for me to learn javascript.

[–] Tyoda@lemm.ee 28 points 5 months ago

Luckily, nobody is this passionate about liking javascript.

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Tbf, I also really don't want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck

[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago

[citation needed]

[–] frezik@midwest.social 14 points 5 months ago

The Rust compiler tends to turn my impostor syndrome to 11. I assume she has some kind of humiliation kink and I do not consent.

[–] debounced@kbin.run 57 points 5 months ago (1 children)

it satisfies the borrow checker or else it gets the hose again

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago

If the borrow checker fails, the thing in their hand might throw some very effective error messages.

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 33 points 5 months ago

Rust and Bust.

[–] Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Am I dumb or what's up with the radio stuff on the left? 😅 Is rust common for some sort of radio programming?

[–] widw@ani.social 48 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

The image was modified, I think the original said something like "we're gonna listen to Russian number stations on shortwave radio"

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 21 points 5 months ago

I'm still down.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 months ago

I mean, presumably there's a microcontroller in this radio. For programming that, your only real mainstream choices are C, C++ and Rust, since you can't have a language runtime without a filesystem.

But yeah, it's neither the case that Rust is overwhelmingly popular for that (C/C++ do stick around still), nor is it the only discipline where Rust shines.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't 'have' Netflix either, but I can watch things from it...

[–] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] sirico@feddit.uk 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 10 points 5 months ago

Rust is to programming languages what a drunken orgy is to a night out.

That is to say, you have no idea where all these new tattoos came from have a head pounding migraine afterwards and some the hell how you learned how to use Rust as an end result.

[–] deaf_fish@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't get the "take off your shoes" part. Is this a meme I have missed?

[–] b_van_b@programming.dev 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I assume it's because many people outside the USA are accustomed to taking off their shoes when entering a house or apartment.

[–] const_void@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

We take off our shoes here. At least I do. What kind of filthy animals want dirt on their floors?

[–] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you watch American shows or movies, people always wear shoes in houses and even on sofas. I think the assumption originates from there.

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[–] 0x0@programming.dev 4 points 5 months ago

It's funny because it's true.

[–] kspatlas@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] bitcrafter@programming.dev 1 points 5 months ago

Every one had already been launched.

[–] taanegl 3 points 5 months ago
[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 2 points 5 months ago

Even better

[–] Toes@ani.social 2 points 5 months ago

Finally I feel motivated.