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I made this (poptalk.scrubbles.tech)

submitted 5 months ago by scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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cross-posted from: https://poptalk.scrubbles.tech/post/1069636

Forgive the hastily made meme. All too common with us engineers.

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[–] Kissaki@programming.dev 29 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

no no no, this is the wrong way around

because sales and marketing sell it before it even exists

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 8 points 5 months ago

truth. Why wait for a product at all? Just sell it now, then yell at your engineers for taking so damn long!

[–] Derp@lemmy.ml 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Except when a bug pops up somewhere. Ownership/Responsibility changes in sub-Planck-second time when assigning blame.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 5 points 5 months ago

In our head nothing ever was wrong, bugs only came along when you came along! You should have been able to build it in days, what's so hard about this?

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 months ago

Try all work done period. C suite "I made this"

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

This is almost an anti-meme