this post was submitted on 17 Feb 2024
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 42 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wow. Purple is my favorite color and this still makes me want to vomit. The white walls are really jarring. The floor is pretty slick, but not at all right for a kitchen. This is awful in every conceivable way.

[–] KinglyWeevil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago

I could see like...a row of purple accent tiles in a backsplash. But fuck.

[–] Quik@infosec.pub 21 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The floor is incredibly cool tho

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago

I hate it. It permanently looks like something has spilled on it

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 months ago

Yeah... but that floor is what makes me think that all is just color edit of the image.

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 18 points 7 months ago

This has the aesthetics of spilled ice cream.

[–] celeste@kbin.social 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Was something done in like photoshop with the colors in this pic? It looks off to me, but I'm not an expert.

[–] ebits21@lemmy.ca 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I originally saw this on my phone with a red light filter… I thought the cabinets were brown and the marble a bit much.

… now without the filter this is much worse lol.

[–] Zoop 15 points 7 months ago

I love it, but I have horrible taste (exemplified by the fact that I'd love it even more if the white was black.) This was definitely not the move to take if you're trying to sell quickly. Yikes.

[–] just_chill@jlai.lu 14 points 7 months ago

Doung this for yourself ? All the power to you, it's unhinged, but in a fun way.
Doing this for resell? I know that people are tired of bland greige houses, but you may want to tone it down a bit.

[–] wall_inhabiter@lemdro.id 6 points 7 months ago

Should never have smoked that lean blunt now i'm in the leantchen

[–] DrunkenPirate@feddit.de 5 points 7 months ago

Can’t understand „the market“: It’s a phantasic kitchen for blueberry pudding lovers

[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago

Snoop Doggesque kitchen style

[–] Icalasari@fedia.io 1 points 5 months ago

I want this place

Because boy fuck it would be fun when high asf