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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ugh, I knew there was someone I was forgetting!

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I was straining to think of another minor TNG character, and then I noticed - Guinan!

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

When I see people like that .... I usually turn around and drive to the next town

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Rubisco@slrpnk.net 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I've never seen this, but it's hilarious.

[–] MelodiousFunk@startrek.website 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] MelodiousFunk@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Me, upon seeing the response: Hahahaha! Man that was fast. Dude always has the perfect reply ready.

5 minutes later: tries to squint through Klingon makeup 🤔

One trip to IMDB and Memory Alpha later: ...holy shit.

The next day: I should post a reply.

Now: We're in now now.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 23 points 10 months ago
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 22 points 10 months ago
[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 21 points 10 months ago
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] clutchmattic 5 points 10 months ago

Made of transparent aluminum, mind you

[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago

Best one here

[–] negativenull@startrek.website 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 10 months ago

Punctures a tire and blames the ruling liberal party of the planet

[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oooh, sorry. The one for Yar is incorrect.

"Dies walking over a strip of tar while returning the cart"

[–] USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The one for Yar is incorrect.

“Incorrect.”

Yes, the bit would definitely be enhanced by being overt references to the events of the show, and not references to the personalities displayed by the characters.

Thank you so much for the note.

[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, respond to further humor with sarcastic asshole behavior, that's the way to grow a community.

[–] USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was responding to your “correction.”

There wasn’t any humour.

[–] CylustheVirus 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yes, the lack of humor is the issue. It's banter OP, chill.

[–] USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago

All I’m saying is if someone‘a going to “correct’ my joke, they need to be additive, as opposed to just a worse version of the bit.

And calling me an asshole is hardly banter. If buddy was bantering, he would have clapped back as opposed to whining about what a big meanie I am.

[–] teft@startrek.website 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I can hear the harrumph of judgement.

[–] negativenull@startrek.website 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago

Makes you look stupid for not returning yours

[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 16 points 10 months ago
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 points 10 months ago
[–] teft@startrek.website 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Harry gets excited when he gets one of those race car carts

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yes...harry does...and no one else....

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

edit: ok, i'm sorry that i only noticed the typo 12 hours later. i'll fix it when i get home, i promise!

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago
[–] aperson 11 points 10 months ago

Barclay just creates a holo program where he returns the cart along with all of his friends and they thank him for it. He has never been to that store.

[–] MelodiousFunk@startrek.website 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In this Very Special Episode, Wesley experiments with cart-play...

[–] MelodiousFunk@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago

The other cart:

bump

PUT IT BACK!

thump

STOP IT

jam

I AM WARNING YOU MISTER!

rattles crooked wheel

[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 9 points 10 months ago
[–] MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

Returns the cart and is quite pleased with herself for having completed a human social contract ritual, even though she finds it inefficient and tedious.

[–] lntl@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

some people are just allergic to fun

[–] Davel23@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago

Of course Lwuxana doesn't return the cart. That's Mr. Homm's job.