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Another player who was at the table during the incident sent me this meme after the problem player in question (they had a history) left the group chat.

Felt like sharing it here because I'm sure more people should keep this kind of thing in mind.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 42 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (11 children)

I mean... You live in a world where magic healing exists. Why would anyone be blind when you can find a sorcerer, wizard or cleric (or even a spoony bard like Volo) and restore your sight in at least 20 different ways? πŸ€”

This was a bit of weird shit in Star Trek with Geordi, too. They can literally grow him new eyes (and do eventually) but the visor is also cool, and the rule of cool wins.

It's not so much that a disabled person being realistic is unfun; it's that it doesn't seem to fit the world itself which kills suspension of disbelief if you understand how the game world works. You'd have to work extra hard at giving a believable reason for this person to be disabled and not have gotten healed through magical means.

[–] yukichigai@lemmy.zip 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

There's usually both a time and severity limit to what magic can heal. It works differently depending on the system, but generally the longer it's been since the injury or the worse the injury was, the more advanced magic required to fix it. You can't just dump more magic on it either, it's gonna take more talented spellcasters with specific skills, e.g. the difference between someone with first aid knowledge and a trained neurosurgeon. Bad enough and you're getting into "there is literally one person in the entire world who can do this and they're busy" territory.

That's assuming it's a simple injury and not a curse or the like. That's also assuming it's not a disability from birth; regeneration isn't going to do a damn thing if the body's natural state is lacking a sense or an appendage.

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[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Does disease exist in a fantasy world? Why would anyone be sick when you can find a sorcerer, wizard or cleric (or even a spoony bard like Volo) and restore your health in at least 20 different ways?

  1. You need to be able to find someone with the skill to do so.

  2. I need to be able to pay them to do so.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Lesser Restoration is free and usually offered by clerics at any good aligned God's church. Which, in Faerun, are easy to find.

Beyond that, there are magical diseases that can't be cured by normal restorative magics. This is used in the plot for Neverwinter Nights.

[–] Nelots@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is very specific to DnD while the meme itself could really be talking about any game, be that some other tabletop RPG or video game.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Even in D&D, they could be playing their own custom worlds. I've never actually played in an official setting unless I was DM'ing (because I love Forgotten Realms). Obviously if they are playing a low-fantasy setting with minimal magic or without magic it wouldn't generate the questions of "why didn't you just X?"

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[–] burble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 months ago (8 children)

In 5E, Lesser Restoration is free, so no one should really be blind, deaf, paralyzed, or poisoned. If they're missing a limb, though, Regenerate needs a vial of Holy Water that costs 25gp. For a commoner who makes 1sp a day, that's a lot.

[–] Kichae@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

"Restoration" is right there in the name. What's it "restoring" something to if someone was born blind?

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[–] Fogle@lemmy.ca 7 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Also there's being disabled and having a wheelchair. I don't think a wheelchair really fits into the world.

[–] Kwakigra 8 points 11 months ago

That's one of my favorite things about Dnd. "The World" is the DM's interpretation of a world or their own world. Even if they were running an otherwise stock Forgotten Realms setting they can add as much steampunk or magipunk elements as they please, including superpowered wheelchairs for adventurers. In your world there would probably be something different than wheelchairs if there's anything because it really just comes down to preference.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 11 months ago

Unless maybe it's a steam-powered Gnomish wheelchair with tank treads, blunderbusses and magic missile launchers.

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[–] neptune@dmv.social 7 points 11 months ago

While this is a fair point, it isn't the decisive argument. Do people ever starve to death in a fantasy world? Well many classes can cast goodberry so no one should have to starve in a fantasy world.

[–] Kichae@lemmy.ca 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

This seems to treat "magical healing" as if it's just bespoke body modification. So, by the same logic, why would anyone ever have a STR score that was less than fucking Hercules'?

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[–] AnotherOne@feddit.de 35 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I mean that really depends on the world you are set in: if magic is everywhere/can heal anything someone who is blind could break immersion IF there is no good reason (he doesn't want to see for personal reasons, it's a curse and can't be removed etc.)

However if magic treatment is rare/expensive of course there would be lots of disabled people (monster attacks, accidents, diseases, etc.)

Obviously thats not the problem here(the guys just a dick) but it's something i run into a lot when designing worlds/characters: a lot of our real world problems fall apart if introduced into a magical setting.

[–] AnotherOne@feddit.de 11 points 11 months ago

it could lead to really cool story/character stuff though like jjk: people born with broken bodies but incredible magical powers

Never miss an opportunity for unique challenges/stories.

It could be a hook like fullmetal alchemist or a realization for characters later: they are fine the way they are they don't need to be fixed kind of stuff. simply discounting disabilities takes so much potential out of worlds/stories.

[–] frog 9 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Another possibility is that maybe magic can only heal injuries and illnesses, but can't do anything with congenital disabilities, because the magic restores the person to their natural state, and being blind/etc is what's natural for that character. So even if magic could heal those who are disabled due to circumstances, there would still be plenty of disabled people who were born with their disabilities.

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[–] Susaga@ttrpg.network 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You're overstating how common magic is. Aragorn is only 5th level, and you need to be a 13th level bard/cleric/druid to regrow limbs. Even then, you can only regrow one or two per day. It can be done, but it's not common.

[–] bane_killgrind@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Is that enough to feed the party?

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[–] 4am@lemm.ee 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wait wait I know how this one went: β€œYou purchase this media to ESCAPE the real world and they FORCE their WOKE AGENDA down your throat!!!”

Fucking pissy crybabies, let em cope

[–] Cagi@lemmy.ca 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

The unspoken part of that argument being they deep down desire a world that has no non-white, disabled, queer people in it at all and don't understand others don't think that way.

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[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Odd because blindness is very commonly represented in mythology and fantasy.

A wheelchair is a tough sell in a questing/adventuring party, but in the right context we have seen paraplegics manage, in a popular fantasy setting ( GoT, bran), but it required someone to move them around

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[–] Cagi@lemmy.ca 29 points 11 months ago (3 children)

In the United States, millions and millions of people walk around with conditions we can treat with our own kind of magic: modern medicine. So why don't they get that prosthetic arm, treat that chronic pain, get that surgery, or take those pills? They can't afford it. Why don't they get that vaccine? They don't believe in it. If magic exists to eliminate all disabilities, then there should be no smart, rich people with disabilities in your world building, certainly. Plenty to go around otherwise though.

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[–] populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

dear disabled mages

just enable it in the settings

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[–] MrSpArkle@lemmy.ca 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I can easily accept a blind npc or pc, and also a wheelchair npc, but a wheelchair pc is a bit convoluted in a fantasy setting. Like this was literally a subplot in doctor strange. There is just too much power in player parties to not knock this out in the first few adventures.

Whether through healing or artifacts or levitation. Just makes no sense unless you want the tactical β€œguy in a chair” trope, or want to have navigation be a major part of each story.

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[–] savvywolf@pawb.social 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

A lot of this has probably been said already, but I want to point out that restrictions breed creativity.

This is a magic fantasty world, how would your character deal with their differences? What coping mechanisms would they develop? Would a blind character develop some alternative to vision? Would a physically disabled character find some other way to navigate the world?

I see people asking "why would disability exist in a world with magical healing" as a way to dismiss the entire concept. I feel that engaging with the question, and trying to answer, it leads to more interesting characters.

Toph from Avatar is an example of following these restrictions. Would her character and abilities even exist if the writers didn't sit down and wonder how a blind character would work in their universe?

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[–] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 20 points 11 months ago

I don't have a problem with having disabled people in a TTRPG setting, but I hate the "it's fantasy, stop whining about realism" argument.

[–] Susaga@ttrpg.network 19 points 11 months ago (17 children)

There's a webcomic I read where the cleric became a cleric and started adventuring so he could be powerful enough to help regrow his mother's lost arm. When she had the option to regrow her arm, she refused. She didn't need it. With her extended family, she had all the hands she could ever want.

[–] AndrasKrigare 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Extended family tired of moving her furniture:

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[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I couldn't care less if there is a disabled character in a fantasy game. But it does beg the question: why would there be a magic character who relies on a real-world wheelchair when they presumably have magical abilities that would eliminate their disability, and why would that be someone's fantasy?

That being said, it's fantasy. You're allowed to do virtually anything you want. It's up to the DM to accommodate their players.

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[–] kellyaster@kbin.social 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If they can't tolerate the idea of a blind NPC existing, good riddance to them. Yeah, sounds like you dodged a bullet.

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The amount of people in this thread who assume everyone with any type of disability or difference in ability would even want to have their condition corrected is shocking. Why is it impossible to imagine a blind person who doesn't want their vision fixed for no other reason than they believe they're fine as is? Why is that such a difficult thing to grasp? Just because free magical heal exists doesn't mean everyone automatically wants it. You don't need to turn to other explanations about why it might not be trusted or affordable when you can just say "this person is blind and doesn't particularly care to be able to see."

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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 14 points 11 months ago

It is like saying a Wizard isn't allowed to have glasses.

[–] rentar42@kbin.social 14 points 11 months ago

Realistically most adventure parties leave many disabled people (and beasts) in their wake...

[–] nednobbins@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

How did they even come to such a perspective? There are all kinds of physical handicaps in fiction.

Raistlin had a mysterious uncurable ailment imposed by Par-Salian.
Albrech has to forsake love to attain the Rheingold. Several gods and heroes are missing various limbs.

And blindness? Daredevil. Tiresias. Any number of blind kung-fu masters.

Sometimes they're afflictions that are paid as a price for powers, sometimes their curses, sometimes their obstacles that heroes overcome. But disabled people have been all over fantasy literature for millenia.

[–] BewitchedBargain@reddthat.com 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I've seen them somewhat often in RPGs and related material. There's those who are blind, frail, deaf, weak or lacking a skill to do something necessary. Even Basic D&D had notable penalties for rolling INT 3-5, being illiterate to start with.

NPCs in fantasy settings still have hinderances, and they're expected. Maybe they can be neutralized by healing magic in D&D, or there may be equipment that works around them. The wrong part is shutting down the concept, as that's contempt for the weak (technically a symptom of fascism.)

[–] ToxicWaste@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago (9 children)

While Nazi-Germany was infamous for 'euthananizing' disabled people, it is sadly not a principle reserved for the right extreme.

Luckily most don't go as far as right out killing the weak. But sadly there is almost always a splinter group in any political or ideological orientation that shows contempt for the weak.

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think the real problem is that magic in D&D is so mundane that any problem can be "magicked away", be it healing a wound, curing diseases or exploding an enemy. That makes some situations only really plausible when it's explained as some stronger magic or "weird power" interfering with common magic.

It's a magical fantasy setting, I get it, but magic being so common and consequence free makes it a deus ex of whatever flimsy explanation you can imagine. "Why do disabled people exist in typical D&D?" Cue that meme of the cartoon's Dungeon Master "It's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit".

[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 7 points 11 months ago

You can do it with limits, like having bigger wounds heal wrong if you try to heal them too fast (which is how broken bones are handled IRL, sometimes they must be re-broken to correct the healing process)

[–] Lag_Incarnate@ttrpg.network 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It depends on the tone of the setting. Someone who gets their leg broken in a Forgotten Realms game can usually find a small-time priest to cast Cure Wounds on them, preventing most disabilities that aren't from birth. Someone who gets their leg broken in Warhammer Fantasy has to hope within their gimped traveling distance that there's a priest of the correct faith capable of appeasing the gods for the healing to happen, before their detriments become permanent. As such, having a disabled character in a game with more accessible healthcare requires an extra degree of explanation, on top of the PCs' and players' emotional response to someone being so downtrodden. The circumstances of their ailment, who or what was responsible, how they see their ailment and work around it, all are weights on the players' suspension of disbelief that a GM has to take into account that they generally otherwise wouldn't with John Miller, the able-bodied dude who runs the mill with a wife, three kids, and a problem with rats stealing the grain that he mills. It's like a Chekov's Gun in that sort of way, the GM as a storyteller surely wouldn't spend the effort to decide that an NPC has a trait that is notably separate from the default without it being somehow relevant to the plot. The mage asks the party to do a quest for their magical research, a general asks the party to do a quest for national security, and a person in a wheelchair... what desire do you give them that wouldn't be misconstrued as able-ist or a waste of that character trait? It's very difficult, often comes with an air of making some kind of a statement, either that they're a writer capable enough to wear disabled-face without it being offensive, or taking a preachy high-ground telling people a message about human sympathy, determination, and adaptability that they've already been made well aware of by the existence of popular culture.

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[–] Hexer@ttrpg.network 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well it is quite strange to be so offended of disabled people that you would leave the game But as a devil's advocate what the problem is actually a world building one. If you establish that the world has magic, magic is widespread and powerful then the fact that there are disabled people could be slightly immersion breaking. For example in DnD lesser restoration a 2nd lvl spell would cure most blindnesses (well except if the person has actually lost their eyes). Hard to say anything more because you gave so little details. Ultimately that person had a disproportionate response but I find your meme both pointless what aboutism and generalization. Hope you have a good day.

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[–] dynamo@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Couldn't a cleric heal partial paralysis tho?

[–] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

There are plenty of reasons a disabled person could exist in a fantasy setting. A transaction, giving something up for power (e.g. Odin). A curse from an enchanter, that they do not have the power to remove. A religious superstition around those that have had accidents befall them (that it is the will of their god). Or even simply the fact that a number of common people may not be able to afford the services of a cleric (for a villager in the mountains, a journey to the city to have their paralysis cured may be beyond what they can manage).

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[–] malle_yeno@pawb.social 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

In addition to the list of explanations for why disabled people can exist in a fantasy setting that chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone provided, I'll also just say:

Using diegetic explanations for why a problematic aspect exists in a piece of fictional media does not address the substance of the problem. The problem is that disability is often not represented in fantasy stories. Pointing out that there's an in-universe explanation for why this may be the case doesn't solve the lack of representation. These stories are fiction, and you can add any explanation for why disabled people exist as easily as you can erase disability completely.

This video does a good job of explaining this some more: https://youtu.be/AxV8gAGmbtk?si=YRvXjpZv_YP9Z5sC

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[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't have an issue with it, but that wheelchair does look mismatched to everything else, looks too modern.

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