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submitted 12 hours ago by potoo22@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Probably not a good title to seek upvotes. If it does get upvotes, more programmers get share in your pain 😅

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[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck C and it's lazy shit pointer arithmetic array indexing shortcut. I.e. you just add the index × size(t) to the array pointer.

Bounds checking? We've heard of it.

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It's fast though.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Like riding a motorcycle in a tee shirt and shorts.

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 1 points 18 minutes ago

I've ridden a motorbike in a T-shirt and kilt before. That's ... fun ...