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(How to trigger programmers (and make them irrationally angry) (programming.dev)
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Probably not a good title to seek upvotes. If it does get upvotes, more programmers get share in your pain ๐Ÿ˜…

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[โ€“] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 15 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Insist they index from 1. Like God and Fortran intended it. ;)

[โ€“] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck C and it's lazy shit pointer arithmetic array indexing shortcut. I.e. you just add the index ร— size(t) to the array pointer.

Bounds checking? We've heard of it.

[โ€“] Naich@lemmings.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It's fast though.

[โ€“] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 6 points 4 hours ago

Like riding a motorcycle in a tee shirt and shorts.