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100K eggs stolen from central Pa. supplier (www.pennlive.com)

submitted 2 months ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/usnews

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[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I plan to buy a bunch of organic free range eggs and sit on them. Then if everything goes according to plan, I'll be doubling my investments over and over. You'll see.

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I plan on doing the same thing with raw milk. I'll be eating steaks in no time

[–] pbjamm 1 points 2 months ago

milk steak?

[–] Vodulas 1 points 2 months ago

Sloppy steaks?

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or they might just hatch.

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

That's the joke