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Subway ending $6.99 value meal early, reports say (fox4kc.com)

submitted 4 days ago by 52fighters@lemmy.sdf.org to c/usnews

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[–] The_Che_Banana 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

https://wgntv.com/news/in-rare-shift-subway-says-its-ditching-coca-cola-products/

Reading this is such a dystopian nightmare of corporate speak:

The partnership with PepsiCo is an exciting milestone in our journey to become America’s favorite place to eat, drink and work

represents two iconic companies coming together to further their commitment to delivering operational excellence and driving breakthrough innovation for consumers

we’re elevating the consumer experience with dynamic beverage and snack offerings

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

commitment to delivering operational excellence and driving breakthrough innovation for consumers

Where's the breakthrough innovations with soda and sandwiches? Where is the Crystal Subway sandwich or a footlong Pepsi?

[–] The_Che_Banana 2 points 3 days ago

Mountain Dew Extreme Meatball Sub!

[–] DdCno1 4 points 3 days ago

I'm sure ChatGPT worked hard on regurgitating decades of existing corporate speak for this nonsense.