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Eli Lilly Unveils Insulin That Doesn’t Work On Poor People (www.theonion.com)
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[–] martinb@lemmy.sdf.org 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's the Onion. So most likely predictive...

[–] Laser@feddit.org 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You'll hear a weird sound coming from the Eli Lilly headquarters soon, as if thousands of foreheads were slapped simultaneously for not thinking about this sooner