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Eli Lilly Unveils Insulin That Doesn’t Work On Poor People (www.theonion.com)

submitted 4 months ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 39 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Should poor people live, or should they die? 😏 Let us know in the comments!

I have an uncomfortable feeling that some online news column comments are going to be like this in 5 years...

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 16 points 4 months ago

We already have that. It's called "too expensive"

[–] sunzu@kbin.run 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is this satire or just how things b?

[–] martinb@lemmy.sdf.org 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's the Onion. So most likely predictive...

[–] Laser@feddit.org 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You'll hear a weird sound coming from the Eli Lilly headquarters soon, as if thousands of foreheads were slapped simultaneously for not thinking about this sooner