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This one goes out to the sysadmins in the crowd. (dubvee.org)

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[–] sunbeam60@lemmy.one 14 points 1 year ago

We worked with a business unit to predict how many people they would migrate on to their new system week 1-2 … they controlled the migration through some complicated salesforce code they had written.

We were told “half a million first week”. We reserved capacity to be ready to handle the onslaught.

8000 appeared week 1.