spaghetti_hitchens

joined 5 months ago
[–] spaghetti_hitchens@kbin.run 8 points 3 months ago

Think of the damage those protesters might do to muh economy!

[–] spaghetti_hitchens@kbin.run 2 points 3 months ago

Between Biles and Ledeckey, we are witnessing possibly the 2 greatest female Olympians of all time.

[–] spaghetti_hitchens@kbin.run 6 points 3 months ago

It would definitely be over 9000!

[–] spaghetti_hitchens@kbin.run 18 points 4 months ago

This is an adVANCEd meme

[–] spaghetti_hitchens@kbin.run 6 points 4 months ago

I get deeply congested at night. Taping my mouth shut would be an interesting endeavor

[–] spaghetti_hitchens@kbin.run 21 points 4 months ago

Does the house come with a fantastic view of the elementary school?

[–] spaghetti_hitchens@kbin.run 53 points 4 months ago (2 children)

They're still trying to find a computer capable of measuring the mass of your mom

[–] spaghetti_hitchens@kbin.run 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This is an actual cult. Please go out and make sure they do not win the vote in November

[–] spaghetti_hitchens@kbin.run 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I appreciate that my rusty high school level German language class allows me to appreciate this meme. Wunderbar.

[–] spaghetti_hitchens@kbin.run 8 points 4 months ago

9 year full stack/mobile dev here. Got caugt up in the layoffs last year and it took nearly 10 months to find work thos past January. At one point, I went 6 months without even a response. It's anecdotal, but multiple recruiters have told me that companies are utilizing AI to auto-reject all but the unicorn resumes.

[–] spaghetti_hitchens@kbin.run 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yes. I think it would add more value to the time I have now and would help me best prepare for my passing.

[–] spaghetti_hitchens@kbin.run 2 points 5 months ago

But what about English Otters' testicles?

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